How is being gay a sin when a man’s g spot is in his a-hole? -ballin1995
I believe you just disproved the existence of God, by simply referencing anal pleasure. Kudos.
“the first dozen sexual experiences in my life (either inappropriate or welcomed) were directly related to the church, its clergy, its parishioners, or church functions.” Dude, please elaborate on the clergy part. -stella
Look, I’m not here to whistleblow anyones fun or ruin any careers. The only names you will find on this blog are mine and celebrities. Since I don’t believe in God, I believe that clergymen are equal to a man, and should not held to a higher moral standard. If someone else wants to put their trust in them, that’s their issue. Yes, I have been in some inappropriate situations with a clergyman and other church employees. But I was able to avoid anything really unfortunate simply by leaving. No one held me against my will, they were simply testing it. What was really surprising to me is how some kids welcomed the advances. I had no idea that “abuses” could occur that would leave both parties satisfied and happy, which I would hardly consider abuses at that point.
My girlfriend made out with some douche at a party last night. She tried to blame it on the alcohol, I wasn’t hearing any of it though, we are done. But it sucks, it happened to my friend with his girlfriend of 4 years, she banged one of his friends. She tried to blame it on the alcohol.-rfj202
They always blame it on too much alcohol and never take the responsibility to admit they are the ones who drank too much alcohol. In fact, I truly believe that some girls preemptively get drunk so they know they’ll have it as an excuse, when they carry out their plans of banging the cute guy upstairs or whatever.
There is nothing worse than talentless artists who think people just “don’t get” their work. -Hamas_Hummus
It sure makes them feel better about sucking though.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the WhatsWhat, but what happened to your writing? I really enjoyed your stories. – Zelmarket
Thanks for the kind words. My wife and I are trying to have a baby, and she said she’d feel better if I quit marijuana for the time being, so I did. Ideas come less frequently and when they do, I get half way through them and don’t feel as excited about my writing, so I stop. I’m blaming it on that for now. We’ll see if it’s true or not when shes with child.
Since David Stern became NBA commissioner in 1984 only 7 different teams have won a championship. Thoughts? -soarlemur
It sounds scandalous until you realize that none of them are the Knicks and Sterns been rigging drafts and lotteries both to get NY to be good. So, he can’t even cheat properly, if that’s the case.
Which Daily Show reporter do you think will be the next to make it big? (Other than Ed Helms) That show has a knack for making huge stars out of people. I’m betting John Oliver.-FHGPuzzle
They are really pimping for Jason Jones to be next, but I’m not really a huge fan. I’ve seen quite a bit of Sam Bee off the show alot recently, but I still wager Oliver is the house favorite. That Chris Farley ripoff can die in a fire, though.
Scenario: You like a girl, she is single but she is still getting over her ex who cheated on her. She was in love with this kid and he broke her heart, she’s been single awhile now but she isn’t over him. You fear she might get back with him soon, but this girl means a lot to you. How do you get her? -Thurmon_Wright
In girlspeak this translates to “You’re not my top choice, but if he doesn’t take me back, I’ll need some way to keep my mind off of him and make him jealous at the same time, so you might come in handy.”
Are your animals well at communicating with yoi? Do they let you know when they have to go outside, their food dish needs filled, their tummy hurts, if something bad is happening? -Hyper_Hypo
My dog is great at communication. We have jingle bells next to the door that he rings when he wants to go outside. Will bring a leather glove (or brush or any toy) to me when he wants to be brushed/play. Sits by the treat door and grumbles when he wants a bone. I can’t tell when he feel sick though.
Well… I just spent 30 min on a phone with a Doctor, telling me how I’m making a mistake wanting to go to Med School.
He said that I’m going to be in debt until im 40, I’m in the service of the devil (Obama), as an example, if I was a watchmaker, I would normally be making $100 per watch, Obama will make it so that I’m only making $20 per watch now…
He also said that I will be a slave for the rest of my life, and that I’m “lucky” for him to opening my eyes to world of evil, saying that it’s not to late to change my career plans… -Enya_Lives
Well good, if you were going to be a Doctor to make money, as opposed to having the drive to help people, like they way it sounds the Doctor you spoke to was after, then hes doing us all a favour by keeping you out of the industry.
Is obesity a disability? I personally don’t think it’s a disability. People get fat on their own accord, and it’s not like it’s an overnight thing. You can tell if your ass is getting fat, so that’s the time when a normal person will try to get healthier. If obesity is a disability then what’s next, alcoholism? Is cocaine addiction a disability? -HunterXThompson
Kind of. In the same way that a retard shoots himself in the foot and then is forced to have a limp.
Microsoft just sent me an email saying that because of the network downtime, I get a month of XBL Gold for a dollar. I was on vacation! lol. -rawdawg0911
Did the e-mail actually say “We’re sorry about that, to make up for the inconvenience we’re going to accept more money from you.”?
Fact: If you saw a ghost or something, you would pray to god for it to go away. You would close your eyes and PRAY to god to get that thing to go away. Even you, atheist. -CampingWhore
I lol at people who claim to know what the unexplained is so unequivocally. I wish I would let my imagination run my head once in a while. To be so assured in your own ignorance must be wonderful for your ego.
your nike and reebok shoes are made in the same factories with the payless crap. -Ozmandee
Same factory, but different design and different grades of leather and cotton.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 