Thoughts on President Obama? – nihilist4567
Ignorance wakes up in extreme discomfort this morning and I, for one, welcome that.
Would you voluntarily have sex with 50% or more of women your age? -Linklots44
I’ll assume for the basis of argument that I’m single and everyone is STD free. So, I think yes. I’ve always found plainness attractive. My standards have always been set on a case by case basis of women that show a sexual/relationship interest in me. And I always liked variety; body type, skin colour, disabilities (she was deaf). Very few were rejected.
I saw Fast Times At Ridgemont High for the first time yesterday awesome movie though it would be more awesome if they gave Sean Penn’s character more screen time. -hotgoogunn
I particularly enjoyed the immediate dismissal of serious issues. “I’m gonna go grab a quick abortion in the time it would take to go bowling.” *wipes hands* “Okay, and on with the comedy!”
Have you done ANYTHING remotely notable in your life? -eaglent4242
Obviously, you mean besides this blog. I wrote 2 novels, both were published and and failed miserably. That’s about as close as I got.
Do you like cold or warm weather? I’m a cold weather type-of-guy personally. -Stahmchasah988
There is nothing like flannel pyjamas, a quilt, my wife, my dog and a fire. I’m going with cold weather.
Protip: Don’t use soap as lubrication. What the hell was I thinking that one time -NavySailorX
Once a girl gave me a handy with soap while I was knuckle deep in her in the girls bathroom at church during sunday school. We had to hurry so I just kind of wiped off, instead of rinsing. It left this crusty painful film I had to peel off my junk. Like when you were a kid and dried Elmers glue on your hand. Only this was my junk, and it hurt. Still worth the life experience of a knuckle-shuffle at church. Growing pains, i believe they’re called.
I never understood why it is selfish of people to commit suicide. I don’t support suicide in anyway, and I think people are weak for doing it. How is it selfish? -TellyMundo05
Because its a permanent solution to a temporary problem. One who commits suicide has their own gains in mind and pays no attention to the feelings of others. It’s the ultimate act in the “Ill show them” arsenal.
why doesn’t my cat like her belly scratched? she always tries to bite my fingers -jumblemix19
Instincts. Usually when things go for an animals stomach its to disembowel them so they may eat them after a slow painful death.
Something I’ve always wondered about: Does anal intercourse promote constipation or diarrhea? – Spacesage
I suggest a professional opinion. You should call your Mom anyway, she misses you.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 