I don’t know anybody who thought/thinks Steve Martin was/is funny. -Razkizzle
That can’t be true, he’s quite popular. I like his straight acting more than I do his comedy acting, which I still enjoy. I am not a fan of his interviews or stand up, during the times hes trying to generate funny. Hes been underwhelming there, personally. He seems like a genuinely interesting person when there are no expectations of comedy.
Have you ever met a midget irl? -DarthHobo
I believe they prefer the term “mini-bro”. I’ve known two as acquaintances. That is to say that they knew my name and we had occasional conversations. Both were unsurprisingly grounded. That’s not a pun, they were down to Earth people. That’s not a pun, either. One of whom was was like one of the handful of black students out of the thousands of white kids at my high school. To say he was noticeable is unfair to notability.
Why do kids draw the sun in the corner of the paper? -ProfessionalGreek
A full yellow circle takes up too much room. You need that space for chimneys, and birds, and clouds and UFOs and shit.
Srs: Tips on shaving my asshole? Too much hair around there. Taking a shit is becoming an unpleasant experience. -lilnu7s
Seriously, huh? We’ve ruled out trimming, completely? I’d hire a nurse and fake a back ailment, probably.
Trying to quit soda and it’s clear that I cant live without it. Water is just so bland and plain and blah. My tongue needs sweet carbonation. -IcoIcoAhnay
SodaStreams are popular. Lower calories and you can control the sweetness. But then you can just drink seltzer if you need the carbonation. Otherwise, Im always a fan of making lemonade or ice-tea. Ice-tea is best if you are worried about sugar.
I won’t even lie: traditional European food is pretty underwhelming. Other than Italian and Greek. Bah gawd. Can’t hold a candle to ALL THE SPICES OF THE ORIENT. -OddToddBodskin
You cant really not mention the French here. They pretty much invented food. This coming from someone who agrees with you about Asian cuisine, across the board.
Realizing that the universe is empty, humanity has no greater purpose, and that you, your relationships, achievements, memories, etc. are utterly meaningless, must be pretty depressing. Your best friend who died of cancer isn’t in a better place, he’s just gone. Also the community and support of church has an obvious appeal to some. Do you miss the idealism of religion? -failedspy
The idealism? Not at all. Its actually quite reassuring that I can make my own purpose. I play golf on Sunday mornings and enjoy the Earth, not listen to some old boring speeches about guilt. I’m thanking religion that people are sitting in those uncomfortable wood chairs, leaving the course open for me to have my own spiritual experiences. Maybe I’ll join a fraternal community organization when I have kids or something.
What was the worst game you ever bought? Shaq-Fu for Super Nintendo was mine. Huge disappointment. -boatznpotahoe
I learned a lot about life when I bought ET for the Atari 2600. It was essentially my entire savings as a small boy.
Battle of Endor! You have to fly with one of these Rebel squadrons! Who do you fly with? -Rilly_Big_Dude
Ive always loved B & Y Wings. It looks like they have no business as weapon ships. Like the payload storage of the Y Wing is smaller than any other ship, but they carry the bombs? Hilarious design. But video games have taught me the domination of the AWing. The bastard is a hummingbird with shotguns. Plus the cockpit looks like its got leather and muhfuggin burlwood trim throughout. Strap me in.
Which Video Game (series) would you like to see made into a movie? -ClickItLady
How about a star studded cameo showcase of XCOM. Kind of like 50’s Oceans 13 only everyone gets killed by aliens in horrible, gruesome ways. Would that be interesting to you?
lol at people who need drugs to make their lives better -TakerIsWrestling
Im for anything that makes someones life better. You should save your negativity for the people fucking up their lives in any way; drugs, women, shufflepuck.
Now with woman in combat, it’s going to be really bad for the military when they make a public mistake. -plasteredjerk
I know, its crazy. The military is going to have to invent some term to reference all the instances of incompetent, accidental, or subversive killings done to American soldiers by American soldiers. Something catchy like “neighborly no-nos” “regrettable reports” or “polite oopsies”, but not as obvious. Boy, is THAT going to be an embarrassing creation.
Write a religious joke, LIVE! -Jynxreturns
Why did Jesus cross the road? Because he had things to do over there.
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