Lakers in big trouble!!! Teammate D`angelo Russell Allegedly Records Nick Young admitting he cheats on Iggy Azalea. -KushedOut840
The Lakers are sending Kobe off his career with the franchises worst record ever and a hailstorm of negativity and childish drama. Seems like a storybook goodbye to me.
Gawker has to give Hulk Hogan a huge settlement.Thoughts? -EndangeredStranger
It’s not a settlement. They lost their case. They had a chance to settle, and decided their case was strong enough for trial, journalistic integrity and such. Unfortunately, Gawker did not have any journalistic integrity to reference against. Exposing brothers of state politicians as being gay, and churning the revenge porn guy through the ringer while doing the exact same thing to Hogan didn’t settle well with members of the jury. Here’s hoping that shithole folds quicker than a methamphetamized origami master.
Should churches be legally forced to perform gay weddings? -Sertith
I was talking about marriage with a girlfriend years before I met my wife and her church had wicked strict standards to get married at. We would have to taken a bunch of classes about marriage in Christ and quizzes and bullshit. I was all “Not a fucking chance lol”.
My point being if churches can discriminate against Christians getting married, it can sure as hell discriminate against gay people getting married.
Chris Farley vs. John Candy who do you like more? -BlueJarah
I feel like Candys career had mostly hit its high point, where as Farley was more in his prime when he died. It’s still Candy, though. He could play mean or sad or emotional or heartfelt as good as any actor. His “I like me” speech from Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the gutsiest thing Ive ever seen from a comedian.
The phrase “LEPRECHAUN PORN” is searched at an 8,152% increase during St Patricks Day than any other day. I cant believe people actually look for that. -Vegeta1814
I dont judge how my dick chooses to celebrate this holiest of holy days.
Why do Americans get upset when they learn the NSA is spying on people in foreign countries? -DarkRevenge
I don’t. I think “Angela Merkels private phone? That’s some pretty good snoopin, fellas.”
There’s a certain level of introversion that is only reached upon eating in your car during work lunch break. It’s only when you turn off your interior lights that you see every other sad motherfucker who doesn’t want to go home to their wife and kids chipping away at their McDonalds cheeseburger, nose to the carton like it’s wine from the holy trough of youth. Lambs to the social slaughter. -StuffnThings
I drove to a park where there was fresh air, sinks, nice views, trash barrels, and no one asking me about work shit. Someday I’d sit at a picnic table, sometimes a rock, sometimes on my car, sometimes in. I don’t care what you think about that.
Spring is Here. I’ve seen 3 different pairs of birds fucking today. Such a beautiful thing. -StrangewithSharing
Such poetry. Could be lyrics from a song from the 80s. Im gonna go with “humping Blackbirds” by Barry Manilow.
Why is everyone assuming that Richard Simmons got kidnapped? He’s been in the spotlight since the 60s and he wants to take a break and be a loner for awhile. Big freaking deal! Wouldn’t anyone want a break? Lol -HMaris
We miss him, think it’s okay for him to be gay, and wish we could watch his glittery festive gay ass sweating to the 010’s for our continued unintentional bemusement, but he’d rather middle finger the world and eat smoked salmon off his man harem for breakfast by the pool with Hoda and KathyLee every morning, and I suppose he said earned that right.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 