What does the secret service do if someone comes to arrest the President? Nixon was the only one who got that close to being arrested in modern times, but I think the SS would probably arrest and secure the president if he was suspected of a crime. You? -sng197
What are you talking about? The secret service would arrest the President? Under who’s authority? They only exist to protect the President. I think the Secret Service has probably been witness to several crimes a President may/may not have committed since their inception with Lincoln. If anything, I bet they have a right to be guarding the holding cell and in court, should the President ever be in one. Lets be serious here. If anything, the police would have to schedule an appointment with the SS that they be able to arrest him. Or all an assassination would take is a cop uniform. The Secret Service are pretty much god-tier security. They’re personal bodyguards with authority and access. You don’t shake the Presidents hand without getting eye-humped by thirty of the most cagey, resourceful killing machines in the country, and you expect Officer McGillicutty to waltz into the Oval Office and snuggle cuffs on POTUS? Get the fuck out of here with that noise.
Who’s the best detective? This is not a fight this is who’s better at solving crimes. Batman (DC), Mystery Inc. (Scooby-Doo), Adrian Monk,
Sherlock Holmes? -SonicJester
Out of those? Sherlock Holmes. Entire Pool? Jason Bourne. Honorable mention for effectiveness and hilarity, Sean Spencer.
Do people actually expect to get away with tax evasion? I mean, I don’t know the statistics behind this or what really goes into evading taxes, but it seems really stupid and impossible to not go to jail for. -bigAL13
With the amount of paperwork you have to fill out for the government when you get a job, you would think it would be tough to get away with. However and apparently, it’s crazy easy to get away with. Have you ever noticed all the TV commercials offering to cure tax problems? I know dozens of people who dont pay their taxes. Professional kitchens are kind of seedy places, though. I wouldnt recommend it, but it gets done every year by a shocking amount of people.
The “Fat Boys legitimately pioneered rap music into white culture”? Really dude? REALLY DUDE?!?! -BROntasaurusMax
Perhaps you aren’t familiar with a little ditty called “WipeOut” of which was collaborated with THE FUCKING BEACH BOYS. You DO NOT get any whiter than the Beach Boys. They were popular in the 50s and shit. By “pioneer” I meant one of the first. They may not get the recognition of the Beastie Boys, Eminem, RUN-DMC, and Will Smith; and for good reason. Those three had alot more influence bringing rap to white people, but I stand by calling the Fat Boys “pioneers”.
Smoke & Glasses! Play my favorite game! I’m so hardcore _________ -WireHorse
When I was a kid, I molested priests.
What preconceptions do you have about the five boroughs of NYC? Also, the landmarks (if any) you associate with them. -MasterBastard
I have been to NYC a handful of times, but I couldnt tell you which borough I was in throughout or anything. I believe the majority of my experience is in Manhattan.
ManHattan – Ritzy (Times Square, Ground Zero)
Brooklyn – Nice parts outnumber crappy parts (The Bridge)
Bronx, Queens – Crappy parts outnumber fancy parts (Yankees, Mets)
Staten Island – Shit Hole (Dump)
Whats the worst way you’ve ever been dumped?
In front of my friends during a board game. I don’t remember exactly how it all went down, but we were playing Life and she said something like “When you have kids one day, I hope its with someone with green eyes, too.” The ensuing fight that resulted, she told me that we couldn’t have sex anymore until she gets her STD results back. It was super obvious she cheated on me, but she couldnt even bring herself to tell me. When she did tell me who she cheated on me with (only because she was blackmailed into it), it was 20 minutes after I had shaken his hand and told him it was nice knowing him because she didnt want me to cause a scene. It was something. She absolutely owned me. She probably laughs about it in the bathtub and tells the story to her friends. She got me good.
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