Would you bang Leela from Futurama? -gazzilla8k
Probably, but just because shes a celebrity. The one-eye things seems like it could get in the way. How would I know if she’s winking at me, or just blinking? The only thing that really bothers me about the situation, is that Id have Zap Brannigans sloppy seconds. Im not sure if Im down with that.
If you had to choose what game coming out in 08 to be the only game you’d play the rest of your life which 08 game would be your eternal game forever? -conkerfan5
I know theres a lot of hype about Brawl & Metal Gear Solid 4. But, Ill give the benefit of the doubt to R* and go with GrandTheftAuto:IV. Seriously, Im still playing San Andreas. Im disappointed the map is smaller and there are no flying machines. I still cant believe that the majority of people were complaining that the game is too big. I mean, it takes 5-10 minutes to get from your house to the Vegas strip by car. During the commute, you probably ran over three pedestrians and lost a cop tailing you. And this was a problem with everyone? Ridiculous.
My wife and I have had to change sex positions now that she’s pregnant, its lead to some amazing discoveries. -omnivus
Sweet. I will probably not be having sex with my wife while shes pregnant. Not because I wouldn’t think pregnant women are attractive. I just dont want to harm the baby with my immense penis. Imagine, you’re a baby floating around your mom, “La La La, Im a little baby, maybe Ill kick today… La La La” and *WHAM* your dads penis is rammed into your forehead, several times. How am I supposed to look my child in the eye when it comes out? Like its not crowded enough in there, I gotta go implant a boystick into the tight quarters? No thanks.
Do you eat McDonalds Fish Filet’s on Fridays (in lent)? -Centaurian
I don’t need to look a calendar to enjoy a delicious Filet-O-Fish sammich. Luckily, my God doesnt care when I enjoy the fruits of his work.
Damn, did you HEAR? The MONTEL WILLIAM show is coming to an end in MAY I watch his show everyday at 1, except when he brings out that bitch Sylvia Brown. I bet she didn’t predict his show coming to an end this May. – Penisocchio
Good riddance. Finally, the lowest form of accepted news medium is coming to a halt. Just an idiot with a microphone exploiting Americans for his own gain. Every single one of these shows is pompass, self serving, and anyone who is disappointed they are leaving is a sheep to the worst kind of shepard. Fuuny line about Sylvia Brown, though. I hate that liar.
Im not defending Natalee Hollaway’s killer but…… If the killers story is true, she is stupid as all hell.
Why are girls so ****ing stupid?’Hey im absolutely shit-faced and in a foreign country. Im going to find a random guy and drive off with him to a secluded area.’ Do women just think something like that is romantic or some ****?
Honestly, some young women are quite possibly the thickest people on the planet. -ilikefreemusic
The fact that she was drunk is obviously additional to the basic retardation most pretty girls suffer from anyway. I dont care about her or finding her killers. Not because shes drunk, or a woman, or whatever. I just dont know her; Im not going to be outraged for her, when Im so complacent about all the other unnatural deaths seen every day on this planet. I just want it to end so Nancy Grace shuts up for ten minutes.
Where should I go for lunch today? -Annthym
You didnt leave any location info, so Ill just go with chains. Red Robin, get the Banzai Burger. I want to try the new Wendy’s Fish sandwhich. So, theres an option. When in doubt, the Burger King Rodeo Cheeseburger hits the spot. Im gonna have leftover Chinese food.
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