Fact: 50% of the people who work in the kitchens of restaurants are sociopaths. Just started a restaurant job part time and dear lord are the cooks and dishwashers mental. -HeadL1te
You aren’t even kidding. But half of that 50% are cute sociopathic waitresses and they are unsurprisingly DTF.
Rate an experience/10: Sleeping -mz_as_ace
0/10. I wish it wasnt necessary at all. Complete waste of time.
Did you know that your homeowners insurance does not cover you in case of nuclear explosion? Just reading a homeowners insurance policy I’ll be asked to sign. Good thing the house it’s for is in Medford, WI. Not really in the cross hairs of anyone with such access. -4377Spawn
Its just a crazy thought to be on vacation in DisneyLand or something with your family and hear that your town exploded in a nuclear meltdown. Like really, wtf do you do? This weird combo of psyched for life and horrible realization that everything you have is gone and you have to completely start over. Imagine how surreal returning the round trip plane tickets would be for some cash. That is, if currency hasnt fallen apart. Sure, the millions and millions of deaths and everything too. Theres always that.
I’ve only tried half an eighth before which I remember was pretty awesome. I have a whole eighth now and there’s a good chance I’m eating them with some friends either today or tomorrow, what are the chances of having a bad trip? Is eating a whole eighth of shrooms hard to handle? -Harksboy88
Half an eighth has always been enough for me. I’m always ready for a trip to end by the come down anyway, eating more can extend that. If I had an eighth Id share it with a friend who has none.
‘Knights of Cydonia’ by Muse has a pretty epic opening. -percosettish
You have just pinpointed the moment Rock Band 2 gave me a boner.
Who is a woman you respect more than most men? -Shin.Goku
Well, gender roles don’t enhance or detract the possibility of earning my respect. And while I’d like to mention some family members, I’ll give you a name that affects you, that you probably aren’t aware of; Elizabeth Warren.
So im trying that raw diet. Got loads of fruit and veg and nuts today. Gonna try it for a month. Tips/advice? -g0dsg0d
You don’t want tips from me, I failed miserably. I felt hungry alot more than usual, and missed bread. I didnt think the slightly healthy feeling increase I did notice outweighed my general enjoyment of food. So, I quit.
After sex and eating your girlfriend out, is it safe to use mouthwash to clean out mouth? -IamspentAndI
Good thing you asked. Watch out if the lady you’ll be molar deep in has ingested alot of citrus fruits or juice. The enzymes in lady syrup can mix with citric acid to make 1/2 of a toxic cocktail, and the other half is flouride and glyceric alcohol, both found in mouthwash. It wont kill you, but side effects of the powerful potion include fuzzy anus, memory loss, nose boner, and the innate ability to speak fluent Cambodian. You’re welcome.
There is only one word in the English language with three double letters in a row? What is it? -ILoveLED1080
You’re thinking of “bookkeeper” and you’re wrong. Consider “tattooee”.
Your favorite wonder out of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World? -sgradicus
Full disclosure, I had to google them, I only had four in my head. The pyramids, not even close. They’re double the age, and the only one remaining. The other ones might have been nice for a couple decades, centuries ago. I’ll never know. No one does. The Colossus of Rhodes stood for like 30 years or something. I’m not impressed.
Inception should’ve won Best Picture and Original Screenplay. -AceGrayson
Why do you care? It’s like you have tied your own worth to this success of this movie for some reason and need to feel validated. If a movie wins a particular statue, does that mean you would have enjoyed it more? Of course not. Try writing your own work of fiction, and worry less about the accolades for someone elses. The movie doesn’t care if you won your baseball game or online tourney. Jesus, this movie. It was a good movie and people are acting like it’s their buddy.
how many times you’ve been rejected and how many times a girl has said yes? -BroncksBommahs2
7 of my exgirlfriends, plus my wife, I approached them. 7 of my girlfriends, approached me. I would say I’ve been shot down over 50 times, but below 100. I think I’ve shut down a handful or so girls, though, too. Regretted not giving a couple a shot. I’d also like to the point out the majority of the ones who approached me usually ended up in disasterous drama.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 