You are a person with no religion, where do you get your morals? -mafia149
There alot to be said for the instincts of morality. Alot of people see benefits in supporting others, naturally.
Is it wrong to say that Africa is extremely uncivilized? -Burntcheese
They’re civilized enough to milk retarded Americans from their bank accounts over the internet. So, they got that going for them.
Is G4 an epic failure of a channel? I flip through it occasionally and it’s. just. awful. I don’t know why it’s still on air. X-Play sucks donkey balls and is so one-sided it’s not even funny. -RuebenPubes
When a video game channel stops talking down to its audience with immature writing, zany “in your face” hosting, and shaky cameras for extreme effects, the public will not allow itself to take it seriously. Any industry that thinks its doing its customers a favour by referring to them as and marketing to them as “pimply faced virginal teenagers” is not going to succeed.
Ever since Guitar Hero appeared on the market, people don’t care about Dance Dance Revolution. It just overtook it. But Guitar Hero gives that feeling of being a rockstar. Still show DDR some love. -HiRoll3r
You mean those idiots dancing all the time in front of people at movie theatres and arcades thinking that people were admiring them when, in fact, they were ridiculing them, gained no tangible positive long-term effects? All that training in synchronized hopping paid no real life benefits? I’m shocked.
Would you rather date a stripper or a porn star? On the one hand the porn star would be extremely experienced. Extremely, but the stripper also knows quite a bit of moves. The porn star’s sausage wallet would be way more loose than the stripper, though. Lets say the chances of them having an std is equal. They are equally hot and you can’t have both. -Edamiller
Which ever one would allow me to sit in her house all day, eating her food and playing PS3.
If Toby is really gone from The Office I’ll probably stop watching even though I like Amy Ryan’s character a lot. -Farleylives
I almost peed my pants when Kevin was getting food from the vending machine, and the new HR girl thinks hes retarded. I love the new angle. Toby was a wet blanket. Good Riddance.
fargo is such a great movie YA DARN TOOTIN! -hjde4450
You were such a supah lady! *sobs uncontrollably*
i’m thinking of opening a topless barber shop…. i need a name for it and I’m stuck on “a bit off the top” any suggestions? -ChesterBronzekettle
Trim ‘n Trim?
You wake up and the Earth is empty of humans. What do you do? -SmallFarva
Probably rob a bank first, just in case its temporary. Then Id probably play Corvette demo derby. Drive a few luxury sedans full of fireworks off cliffs. Maybe burn down some places I think suck. It be pretty destructive for a while. After that I’d probably try to wrap my head around how solar power works, so I can get to handling when the power grid shuts down.
Remember “Who let the dogs out”? -blanketmedia
*Does the macarena*
I’m 17 and waitresses still ask me if I want a “big person” menu at restaurants. What the hell. I hate looking so freaking young. I will be ID’d till I’m in my 40s at this rate. -pokemaniac1311
Tell her “If you want a “big person tip.” Only really hit “Big person tip” with inflection and finger quotes. She’ll get the point. Also, Pokemon e-mail addresses aren’t doing your adult credibility any favours.
Are there any real life facilities that have a self destruct sequence? I don’t know. -P_O_T_G
I read somewhere that the the UberSuper conductor they are building has 24 independent points they can cut off a test with large explosions. It would destroy the superconductor.
Why do people hate hippies? -Kryogenetix
People just hate preachers. The people that think that their way of living should be imposed on everyone. And hippiedom has a high percentage of preachers; Vegetarians, pacifists, idealists. Most hippies believe that what they are doing should be the way for everyone. Its the same reason I hate most churchie republicans.
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