To celebrate your 150th Whats What, you write a commercial? You fucking sell-out. -snacksnacksnacks
It’s not selling out if you dont get paid. Its just a story I wrote with a limited expected audience. It could have been you, if you enjoyed it. I wasnt really expecting a phone call from Roger Goodell or anything. I could have posted it in May and taken a nap. It was bonus. A dessert, not the monthly nutmeat I usually try to provide.
The new X-men movie saved the film industry. It was so good i cried tears of joy. -FlaiThai
I’m glad you enjoyed it. The film industry would barely have noticed if it was a total failure.
I’ve been in love with this girl in my class for years, but then she joined the drama club and became insufferable. Ive never experienced anything like that before. -codcmndr
I bet shes one of those girls who is awful, thinks shes good, yet shes got a speech ready for the haters. Call it internet standards if you wish, but my penis cant fuck annoying. I’ve tried, believe me. It’s like a frightened turtle pulling back into its shell. No thanks. My efforts are elsewhere.
I fucking hate how this country has a support the troops slogan/bumper sticker, but we don’t do jack shit to actually help these people. Happy fucking Memorial Day. -DarthHobo
The government spends millions on miniature flags for Arlington, yet they make more memorials letting veterans die on waiting lists. I’m sure a Senator somewhere owns the flag factory. What Im saying is, if the government cant be bothered enough to give a shit, I’m gonna play golf and BBQ. The veterans in my family are doing the same thing.
according to a million news articles, men are going to be wearing makeup in a few years. -d6661
I grew up with 4 sisters, and to their credit, they never put me in a dress or heels or gave me a face full of makeup. They did hit me with cover up before a big dance or picture day if I had any acne. I outgrew acne, and am all set with makeup now, but won’t besmirch anyone who wants to blend away other peoples retarded misconceptions for convenience sake. I just dont think the majority of men will want to spend the time, effort, or concentration to not touch their face all day. Still, theres money to be made. The Cosmetic industry is a hundred billion dollar racket and they’re only utilizing 50% of the possible customer base.
The 9/11 Restaurant and Gift Shop; appropriate or money grab? -Intricitease
A restaurant, I’m okay with. I’m sure the prices are high, but it’s something I don’t think is unseemly to offer. People get hungry and thirsty. Unless we think we need to be made to suffer or sacrifice in the name of respect or whatever. You can stuff that bullshit. A gift shop could be fair game, it all depends on whats made available. I’m sure they’re not selling WTC Jenga or anything, but Im sure some of it is random enough to feel inappropriate to some victims families.
So the read-headed protagonist of Transistor is called… Red. -Gr8Escape
Thats what happens when your writers draw things for a living.
Fun Fact: White people love milk. –Tripz
We love cereal and cookies. Milk is just a necessary part of those things.
Has Gay Marriage Destroyed “Traditional” Marriage? Just curious. As the courts continue to overturn gay marriage bans in Republican-controlled states, what is happening with “traditional” marriage? Have straight couples stopped getting married? Are straight people turning gay in droves? Has gay marriage adversely affected the lives of straight people in any way? Curious gay minds want to know. -capaho
My wife and I still love each other, but slightly more retarded people than us might have gone bonkers or something.
I still haven’t gotten over the massively wasted potential of the Fable franchise. I wish the franchise would be given to a competent developer to do a reboot or something. -ikki-ikko
It was awful. Its like Tosh on speed with a cockney accent did all the jokes. Just let it go. It’s an original theme and setting, but its not worth it. Just scrap it and start something new.
Favorite Game of Thrones character? -havocfourzero
Petyr “The Mockingbird” Baelish. Pulls the strings and does his own dirty work. Very complex guy. Shout out to Peter Dinklage for his upcoming Emmy. Has one man owned a scene more convincing without a word then Dinklage as Oberyn told him the story of Cersei showing off her mutant baby brother? We should retroactively give an Oscar to Dinklage for playing Miles Finch in Elf. He was THAT good in that one Game of Thrones scene.
Johnny Knoxville’s stupid loyalty to the jackass guys probably cost him mad money. yeah he’s dabbled in a few major hollywood movies but there was a time he was considered a potential headliner. he has the charisma and look to be cast as the “sly rogue” the han solo captain kirk type. nathan drake from uncharted was modeled after him. he made some dingers like the daisy dukes and the ringer and then went back to making jackass movies and then signed on for shit like movie 43 and other dumb shit. such a shame. he needs to fire his agent and everyone around and run away from dickhouse as much as possible. -amurrican
Yeah, I find myself stewing in negativity that rich people could have more money all the time, too.
Both The Godfather and The Godfather II are the most overrated movies ever made. Don’t get me wrong, they’re great movies. But the way they’re religiously adored as GOAT is bullshit. -heymomimonyoutube
They are popular. I saw them so late, that the plot and references were ruined by pop culture long before I had actually watched the movie. So, it was like this parody of itself. I actually think I laughed when Sonny got shot, because it was just as ridiculous as people described or lampooned in any variety of shows over the past 20 years, one of which being the Fraggles.
Did we ever get an answer as to why Donald Sterlings gf wears a visor now? -FastFl1ght
Great question that kind of faded away. Is it to dissuade claims of fame whoring? The unpopular opinion audio recording syndicate is an identity thieves paradise? Whatever the case, we havent seen an asshole step up their visage game this heavy since Michael Jackson died, and she should be commended for it.
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