Fill in the blank: It would be crazy if ______________ died. – salgoode125
Both Obama and McCain
Every month I pit two unlikely teachers against each other in a no holds barred death match and size up the two teachers (listing pros and cons and student testimonials) and its been a big hit so far, the only problem is that I need a catchy name. -RJsquared1
Either “Class-Whoopin'” or “TeacherDome: 2 people enter, one gets SCHOOLED”
I don’t understand people who hate on people for tats/piercings. This kind of attitude is best left to 1952 and the Cold War. In any case, tats and piercings are older than Jesus. Literally. -CrunchyBjorg
Because shock value doesn’t make you an individual, it makes you a tool box with a bunch of piercings. Stop trying to scare old people.
What’s funny, is frats in real life are actually a lot crazier than they are in movies. -Labradator2020
I spent about 17 years dreaming of entering a frat, and another 4 days to dismiss them completely without care during pledging. I can’t believe the stuff people did for whatever reason. I had immediately decided to salvage my dignity and live in the dorms.
I see nothing unethical about shopping at Wal-Mart. Anyone who does has too much time on their hands. -Batistaownsjoo
I think it’s great that white-trash and poor people alike can come together and buy processed barded chicken and one-ply onesie outfits at the same place I go to get video games at 1 o’clock in the morning twice a year.
I just sat on my balls. That pretty much sums up how my day’s been going. -Nullset001
Jesus, I know, right! Bad positioning, there. You think evolution would have done something to help us out by now.
I didn’t think it was possible. but I am officially sick of blow jobs. -ckickenkicker
Yeah, your jaw must be sore by now.
Rate a snack: Funyons -liddle_e
The first dozen or so are okay. They get salty and weird quick. The texture is weird too. Too puffy. I like the flavor of those first few, though. 7/10
OMG Pecan moved out of my Animal Crossing town! -SenatorNook3
My wife booted up the GC version recently and the animals yelled at her for not visiting in 147 weeks.
I have tan lines.. from my flip flop straps -Un_Jm_Lmy
If you are a girl, thats funny, and even a little cute. If you are a guy, thats like the nazi flair for retards.
Age old question: Who shot first; Han or Greedo? -McCanadianEh
Greedo never shot at all. He was far too dead to return fire. The question itself is a fallacy.
Highschool changes people. I used to know this really cool girl rocker who was fun to hang out with and go to concerts with. Highschool comes she hangs out with different people and shes acts likes some preppy bitch now who hates rock music and now listens to pop from grade 9-10 I havent really talked or hung out with her. shes too busy with her other friends -blder34co
Experience changes people. 99% of the times, its for the better. Quit being selfish, your friend is improving herself. I’m sure she’s sorry its not to your approval, maybe she’ll apologize when she starts caring. It probably wont happen soon, what with you all the way up there on that high horse of yours.
Who is your favorite Muppet? He might be the straight laced leader, but I’m still for Kermit. Sweetums comes in a close second -polmyra43
I’ve always been pro Rolf. For no particular reason. Seemed like the only Muppet I could trust. Plus, you know he smokes bongs. He never seemed to get enough play.