The Whats What, Volume 169

House isn’t that good of a doctor.  I recall him being better. He probably would have gotten a bunch of his patients killed if parents and Chase, Foreman, and Cameron didn’t stand up to him.

Hes not a great doctor. Hes a great diagnostician. He wants the answer to the medical riddle in spite of the patients well-being, not necessarily to aid it. And he will do so at the cost of his patients health, his own health, and any social relationships. Spoiler alert, its kind of the point.

You gave away a pretty good Billion dollar idea last update.  I mean, it wasnt a Billion Dollars.  Probably close.  At least 2/3rds.  I want one.  Can I have one?  -CanadiAnne

Why dont they have temporary advertising tattoos on porn stars?  The hot ones looking like NASCAR drivers covered in PEPSI logos on their backs and Nike swooshes on their feet. Inner thighs prolly make the most money, then boobies.  Think of the vertical branding potential on companies like Target and Siemens.   Some old skanky broad sponsored by the North Eastern Fresno Metro Gas n Snack.  Get in the middle somehow and youre nestled in a billion dollar industry.

What have you done today to make you feel proud? -Pancake_Man

Spent the day developing and bonding with my daughter.  Sometimes Im impatient or lazy or sick, but today weve been very active and doing new things, so Im quite proud of todays effort so far.

I’m switching to another political party.  I’m no fan of the GOP, but after seeing that every Democratic Senator voted in favor of a bill that violates the 5th and14th Amendments, I am fucking done. I don’t care if it was some sort of symbolic vote, that’s fucking retarded and most of these people should be impeached for that. I’m still reluctant to switch to independent because FL doesn’t have open primaries, so I couldn’t vote if I wanted to. -BigRed13

I dont think you know how politics work. Its a giant scale with Republicans on one end and Democrats on the other. The middle 85% is filled with moderates, independents and the apathetic. You dont have to only have 1 and 10 on your political volume level. Give 4 a shot for a while.

Do you play with the Free Parking Rule? -Saywhaaaaa

Yes, but $500 is lunacy. We start with $100 and put all taxes and card penalties in there.

Time to call it a career, Madonna. -NowThisIGotsTaDo

Shes been awful for decades now.  Shes more of a global draw these days. I dont think anyone under the age of 25 in America knows who she is.

There’s a condition where your pee hole is mid shaft rather than at the top of your dick.  1 in 10 men have hypospadias, do you?  -wishful_thinking

No, but that sounds awful.  How do you use a urinal?  On the positive side you could give facials without pulling out.  Wait, no way is it one in fucking ten.  Is this even real?  Im not looking it up.  

Why do people swell on the “creation of AI is the undoing of mankind” angle?  Its like we all have a one track mind.  -DonkeyHammer

Its the only possibility people dwell on because its the one that will kill their species.  If every possibility works out fine for everyone, then we dont have to worry about anything.

i dont like seeing people playing with deer  on my facebook  someone is going to get hurt trying to live like a disney princess  deer are fucking terrible and will instinctively fuck you up if you get in their space  pictures of people playing with lions also seems to be a thing now  stop treating animals like humans pls -maliquenavidad

“OH LOOK ITS FALAFEL P. ANTLERS FROM DISNEYS NEW CHRISTMAS MOVIE “DEER TO DREAM” IN 3D IMAX! IM GONNA GO SNUGGLE HIS WHITE FLUFF AND GET HIS MAGICAL HOLID” *gets back-hoofed in head, cranium explodes*