The UI and voice recognition of the Google Glass looks awesome. Would you ever wear them? -BeefMW
I dont really do anything exciting. Id use them like a videocamera if there were fancy doings happening that I could edit a video from later. Would it be cool to live broadcast a geocaching afternoon or my annual poker pool BBQ? Yes. Am I going to wear them all over the place in case something crazy happens? No. Also, it would be fun to make porn videos with men saying “GOOGLE – SHARE – EVERYONE” so people unwittingly broadcast their fap sessions.
You make a lot of Star Wars references, but not many Star Trek references. You are not a fan, I take it? -kinderfrau
I have never, to this day, seen an entire episode of the old Star Trek. Shit, I haven’t watched an uninterrupted 6 minute chunk. Not for me. I had strep throat or something when I was a kid, and we had this little camp 5″ black and white, battery operated TV I was given to occupy myself, and the only station that came in would pretty much show The Next Generation on loop. I remember enjoying those shows. A part of the lack of appeal may be the complete absense of a quality Star Trek game. They are all first person shooters, and thats really a fraction of a percentage of the Star Trek ideology. Star Wars is about Intergalactic Warfare, so it lends itself to video games. Star Trek is about exploration, diplomacy and problem solving. It just seems to be a perfect fit for a sandbox space naval turn-based RPG thing. You wouldnt even need a main mission. One hundred different side missions makes the most sense. Someday, maybe.
Why did the DJ get fired from being a chemist? He kept dropping the base. HERP -Effersucht
I thought you were going to say because he lied on his resume. You said yourself, hes a DJ, not a chemist. That shit is dangerous.
In 31 states, a rapist can sue for custody/visitation. What in the actual fuck? -OldestY0rker
It takes a special kind of asshole to file that paperwork.
Scenario: you’re on a first date with a cute girl and she jokes that she likes getting fisted, wat do? -OddToddBodskin
Stuff my fist into my wine glass, shattering it. Never breaking eye contact with her, and saying coyly “How silly of me, I forgot to lick the rim first.”
It’s snowing here. -GoBlue22
Thanks for the update, Tom. Now, lets check in with Shawna whos going to tell us about a special little boy in Deer Park.
Jimmy Carter isnt made fun of in SNL, “like all he did was fall into XMas trees.” (WW 140) That’s Gerald Ford. – MySisterViaText
Oh, damn. My apologies. I blame Chevy Chase’s uncanny resemblance to Jimmy Carter. Ford probably deserves that stereotype, he’s a shitcaker.
Do you like full belly clams? -km_ultra
I am from the rockiest of shores, Massachusetts. Clams and mussels are a fucking garnish up here. Indeed, I do.
I have an unpopular opinion when dealing with special needs kids that are handed touchdowns on competitive childrens sports teams. -UMEagles
I dont care how retarded I get. I want to earn everything I accomplish so that I can raise the bar for the retarded people, not lower expectations for everyone else.
Its been almost 20 years since John Candy died. -CanadiAnne
RIP Harry Crumb. Also, he also singlehandedly won the 49ers that SuperBowl. That’s not a joke. Ask Steve Young.
Thoughts on the gay marriage? -chawktalk
First they came to give women rights, and I said nothing. Then they came to give blacks rights, and I said nothing. Then they came to give gays right, and I still remain silent because I notice only assholes are the ones doing the talking.
Is there any way to know if weed is laced with cocaine, PCP, crack, ETC? Is there? -snacksnacksnacks
There is an easy way to tell; Its not. Dealers arent in the habit of giving away free drugs. That shit is expensive. Some people want their drugs that way, so if something seems off, ask your dealer. That shit happened once by mistake and Nancy Reagan jumped on that like it was a common form of possible murder.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 