Can you jump and touch your feet? -N1t3M4r3
Is this another fat test? I thought of one yesterday involving putting your seal belt on with one hand easily, without grunting. But hold on….. Yes. While loud, on the second floor, I can definitely jump and touch my feet.
Fact: There’s no difference between what Vick did and Pokemon. -RoaRuroken
While hilarious, when the Pokemon travel from gym to gym they aren’t liable to cover intrastate commerce violations, the real reason why Michale Vick went to jail.
Do you know what is with Billy Joel and “We didnt start the fire?” The song has nothing to do with anything. It’s just a buzzword scat mouth fart. Sounds nothing like any of his other stuff. Did he lose a bet? Try mushrooms? -PriorityMale
I was disappointed as a child when I found out that Space Monkey and Mafia were two different entities. I understood that everything else in the song had ties to history and actual events. I was actually hoping to hear about the wacky misadventures of a 1930s Space Monkey Mafia.
Am I the only one who thinks its a basic, fundamental right to be able to have the wealth you’ve accumulated during your life distributed according to your wishes when you die? -pokerCHiPs
Yeah, I’m kind of with you on the Estate Tax. The do-nothing kids who inherit the money will just spend it all anyway, or lose it to bad business decisions if they aren’t properly prepared. Therefore, putting it back into circulation or into the government. They’ll run out in a few generations of haphazard management and then the problem will correct itself. Granted, we’re absolutely kidding ourselves to think that the rich can’t get their money where they want with loopholes and some planning, while when normal people die, it’s gets taxed because they can only afford a will from a lawyer, and no safe havens from accounting firms. So, no Estate Tax is fine with me.
Would you completely deny a person’s intelligence over a single belief? -EdgeXtyan
It’s not the beliefs that I take issue with, it’s the attitude surrounding them. If people are going to tell me that I am wrong about a matter of opinion, I question their intelligence. If someone were to tell me they know something for a fact, when the matter is very much in question, I doubt their intelligence.
Rate snow/10 -AmericanBorat
When its snowing 10/10. When youre trying to get shit done, its brown and salty, and the person in front of you doesnt know how to drive 2/10.
Should Jared Lee Loughner get the death penalty? -Skrillex
I want the victims families to decide. Give them some choices. If they want to come up with something of their own, let the judge decide. I’m all for victims families in these situations.
What’s the best rollercoaster you have been on? -JohnnySprinter
I was just on it a couple weeks ago, the Hulk in Universal. The way they bring you up a quarter of the incline on a chain and then switch to magnets to give you the 0-70 in 5 seconds going UP THE INITIAL INCLINE is the craziest part of any roller coaster I have ever been on. Hands down the best I’ve ever been on in my 25 years of riding. I’m no aficionado, though. Some people take then seriously.
How about them Oscars? -OffenseSupplied
I liked Anne Hathaway, believable Hollywood energy, and she was a good sport, throughout. Franco seemed disinterested, at best. Gwenyth Paltrow was terrible. Complete lack of stage presence, which could be overlooked if she sounded awesome, which she did not. She needs to stop embarrassing herself. I was a little weirded out by Kirk Douglas. I didn’t know Dick Clark and the Cryptkeeper had a child, but there he was cracking jokes at the Oscars. Jesus Christ, he should close the Ark of the Covenant before his face completely melts off. And then he plays “hand over hand” for his cane with seat filler? Christ Almighty Kirk, no one has played that game for ownership of anything since 1945. And while I’m ranting, leave Colin Firth alone. He’s a serious guy, no need to be racist about it. All this negativity, and I still enjoyed it.
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