Are you Overweight? *just curious* -CHIPMUNKGIGGLES
My WiiFit claims I am. I’m 5’11” and weight 180. I don’t feel or look fat though.
Is paying for dinner a good enough birthday present? -BROntosaurausMax
Depends. Lady friend you want to slide something inside? No. Family member or platonic friend? Yeah, sure. As long as they pick the place. If its a milestone birthday, you might consider picking up a little extra; card, lottery tickets, chocolate or something, though.
Bill Nye the Science Guy collapses during speech. Students text and update Twitter rather than help him! -Melonchomfortable
Was he speaking to medical students? Because if I pass out on stage, the last thing I want is a bunch of kids crowding around me thinking they can help, gaffling my wallets, and taking pictures of me with a retarded look on my face.
explain what’s going on in Harry Potter up to the new movie. I’m going to see it with my friends and I haven’t seen any since the Goblet of Fire I think -BroncksBommahs2
Something about Baltimore, I mean, Voldemort putting his power into objects, called horcruxes. Potter & Company have to collect 7 for the final showdown or something, they already killed 2 or 3 and need to find the rest. Everyone is exiting puberty, getting horny and prepping to link up with each other. That, seriously, is the summary of the first 5 movies in terms of long term plot in two sentences.
So why is CNN calling those Chilean miners “heros”? -GMAustra1ia
Because they can’t spell “heroes”. I kid. Has it been that long since I’ve updated. I feel bad now. But I don’t really care about the miners. I’m glad they got out. That’s all, really.
What parts of the US Constitution does the government hate? -Superman242
For the people, and of the people. They really like by the people.
I have a crap load of kief, how exactly are you supposed to smoke it? I would like to optimize the potential of this kief. -5harkBoy
Do NOT smoke it as is. Packing a bowl is going to waste a lot of keef because youll suck the dust through whatever piece you are using. Plus it’s harsh, and it will get you crazy high, so its best to portion it thusly. Couple ways. As a sundae topping on crappy weed bonghits. Make tiny balls of sticky resin, and roll them through keef, making “truffles”. This is my preferred method when I’m out of green. Licking the ends of your cigarette and dipping in, for enlightening yourself in stealthy fashion. Enjoy.
Have You Ever Been Or Are Now a Bandwagon Fan? I haven’t been on any teams bandwagon. -B_Alone
Maybe? I root for my teams until theres no chance of making the playoffs, then I’ll jump on another ship just to keep the season exciting. Usually an underdog or something, never a rival of my chosen teams. Just something to keep my interest.
Italian food is one of the bases of all culinary mastery, behind French cuisine. -Rob922004
You sound educated, but are spewing lies. Probably told to you by someone trying to enhance their heritage. Italians didnt invent any cooking techniques. Pasta was invented by the chinese. Everything classically Italian has tomato and cheese on it. Everything. If you go to a Italian restaurant and order something without tomato and cheese on it, (ie Marsala, Madiera, Picatta) its Italian wine. Those dishes are actually French. A famous running joke for DOUBLE DIGIT CENTURIES is to put sauce and cheese on something and call it “<Meat> Italiano”. It’s delicious and foolproof, I’ll give you all that. It’s just not original cuisine, nor a basis for culinary mastery.
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