How exactly do I ask my mom this? I want to ask her why she never circumcised me. But how exactly do I bring that up in conversation? -Edmulled
“Mom, why do you hate jews?” No seriously, just ask her. Someone else asked her when you were born. It’s your penis, you have a right to know.
Rate a band /10: Dropkick Murphys -MrAwesome
9/10. Full disclosure though, I’m from Boston.
If you could prevent 1 persons death in any time in history, who would it be? -SambarLee
If we’re talking Epic History, JFK. If we’re talking personal guilty pleasure; Phil Hartman.
You ever “top-shelf” anyone? -BongZimmer
You mean the Mexican Aquarium? Top-loading? 2,000 Brown Flushes? Up-Tanking? No. I have never done it. Seems like it would be an awkward situation for me. I do know someone who claims to have “High-Bowled” Rachel Ray at her house in Saratoga. Great story he tells.
Should I smoke weed? -Harbringer319
Whichever those options you choose, neither will make you a better person. So, just don’t make a big deal about whichever direction you go, and people don;t have the right to resent you.
Slavery helped African-Americans because otherwise, they’d be starving in Africa. -crider4
If I was a southerner, I’d want white reparations for the transportation and room & board afforded to black people. Unfortunately, my great-great grandfather fought in the Civil war wearing Blue, so I don’t have any claim.
So a mosque is being built near my town and all the Christians are going crazy. Protesting to the government to try to get it stopped. Being an atheist, I really don’t see what the problem is. No one protests churches being built, why should they protest mosques? -Cruzcontrol
Is there another way for a religion built on tolerance to react?
What would you consider the perfect size for your ladies boobs? -BlackDraggin
Anything more than a handful is unnecessary and potentially dangerous. Plus it avoids the chances of some turd-burgling douche-gallon eye-humping your ladies chesticles right in front of you at any given point.
If given a choice between Hamburgers and Hot Dogs only at a BBQ, which one would you pick? -4Chancellor
Sight unseen? I would choose the hot dog, because I’ve been to many a BBQ where the burgers are burnt meatballs on a bun. Tough to fuck up a hot dog.
Are you Circumcised? I am and I’m proud not only because of the many health benefits but As a Jew it is the covenant that Abraham made with G-d when he said every descendant shall have the mark of the covenant. -fibronostalgia
I am, but neither feel pride nor shame because of it.
Would you have sex with your land lord if you were broke and needed to pay rent? What if your land lord was a dude but looked like a young david hasselhoff? -Frazzled
He can eat my cheeseburger off the floor.
Would have sex with your hot boss, regardless of the ramifications? -8bitselect
Depends on the boss, I have like 50.
I’ve never been a big fan of The Boondocks. and I’m black. Is there anything wrong with that? -Razashell
Im a big fan, and I’m white. I don’t think you are an Uncle Tom or anything because you don’t like a cartoon show thats aimed at your demographic. Just shows you are more complex than your skin color, but aren’t we all?
Why are so many people jumping onto the Buddhism bandwagon? Seriously. I’m hearing more and more people talk about how they’re Buddhist while also being their religion. What? -JayMotes
I don’t get how people feel the need to move from one religion to another, like one has the answers they need, and they can’t possibly have an identity of spirituality without religion. Anyway, Buddhism is a fine religion. Could use a dose of it in America. People should recognize that different things don’t have to be classified as better or worse, just different.
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