What’s the most common cause of negativity in your life? A person? An event? Work? -goodlucky7
Hands down, when my basement floods. It’s just so disappointing to know that your next twelve hours will be spent in some shorts, making sure the electronics are off the ground, canceling any plans I might have had and sweating my ass off lifting 20 gallon tubs for the indefinite future. I assure you, it’s the momentum equivalent of getting fisted by the Incredible Hulk when he just finished shopping for habanero peppers.
I give up. Internet Explorer I tried, I really did but I just can’t put up with you any longer. I’m moving on, downloading Firefox as we speak but before I add my my bookmarks should I investigate Opera or Chrome? -tradingfaces
You give up, now? You’re the WWII equivalent of the Japanese guys all bunkered into some dormant volcano who thought they were avoiding the Allies for 30 years and got smacked in the face with Disco when they were uncovered. Any of those three, just not IE. 100% Welcome back. The Red Sox won the pennant 5 years ago, and Arnold Swarzenegger is a Governor. Don’t hurt yourself.
Who is your favorite Celebrity (of all time) to share your first name? -Develabmentor
Ever since that episode of Extras, Patrick Stewart.
Why Couldn’t Seinfield get an REAL reunion? Is it because the show hasn’t really held up over time? I mean the one on curb was ok but it was more like a behind the scenes stuff and not a real episode, I would have liked to seen a real one on NBC like 30 minuets or an hour.
Saying that Seinfeld has not stood the test of time is incorrect. Seinfeld has been the 2nd most syndicated show in history, right behind the Simpsons. Affiliates would not be airing the show if it did not resonate with viewers today. It pretty much swallowed up Cheers in terms of syndication. So, that’s ridiculous.
Also, Seinfeld did get a REAL reunion on CYE. I’m not sure if you had noticed, but with the read-throughs and rehearsals, you got an entire episode of Seinfeld in. For me, it was like watching a new episode of Seinfeld, and if it’s the way they wanted to do it, it worked fine for me, and it’s better than nothing.
Can you dance? I find it awkward. No matter how skilled a dancer is I still can’t help to think from time to time that dancing is odd. -ArchieBunkerDown
Dancing is retarded. Its about the most primitive thing a human being can do thats considered socially acceptable these days. But, it’s fine if you want to, just keep it down for everyone else who would rather use their minds to have stimulating conversation with someone else and not spaz around some maple tile to Kool & The Gang for the thousandth time.
So there’s a Tila Tequila blowjob video going around. If you’ve got an ET fetish, heres your chance. -Czechlist
Giving or recieving?
I’m Netflixing a new series. Deadwood or Mad Men? You’ve been boosting both series. Which one first? -phkb33
You’re talking about two of my favorites, right nyah. Deadwood has boobies and an insane amount of swearing. So, that’s a big plus. The dialogue can be a little confusing, but its not too distracting. Mad Men has nostalgia, and epic writing, but it can get a little soap opery sometimes. You can’t go wrong with either one. Mad Men is a little more light-hearted, and Deadwood is a little more gritty. I’d go with whichever you have the mood for. Mostly light-hearted fun and heavy drama, or handfuls of “Holy Shit!”
I really hate the shirts they made for the Yankees when they won the World Series. Did MLB really have to mention on the shirt that they won it 27 times? If the Phillies won, I highly doubt they’d say “3 Time World Series Champions” on the shirts. -2JeterisGod2
So, this is what you get to complain about after your team has won that many championships. I always wondered.
This Christmas, I have declared JIHAD on high prices!!! Join me brothers!!! JIHAD!!! Join me my brothers as we rain savings upon the nonbelievers this Christmas holiday!! Clip coupons, scour the internet and hit the infidels where it hurts, in their wallets!!! -MoneyJack
Allahu Bargains!
Any non Christian who celebrates christmas is a poser. -Nickelwise
Jesus’ birth is decided by lots of theological scholars as being late spring, early summer. So, saying you celebrate your birthday 5 months early is hardly an accurate celebration of your BIRTH DAY.
Decorating trees and your house with lights is just to bring some light to the shortest days of the year, the winter solstice.
Or you can quote some scripture from the Bible and prove that it’s all Christian based. If it was really a birthday ceremony for Jesus, we’d all be wearing bathrobes to the petting zoo instead of participating in dozens of documented Pagan traditions; like presents, mistletoe, christmas trees, and lights.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 