Why do you hate autistic people so much? -AlternativeRainman
I dont hate autistic people. I hate people who are all “Hey, look at me! Im autistic! Pay attention! My grievances should make you angry!” I dont hate gay people. I hate people who are all “Hey, look at me! Im gay! Pay attention! My grievances should make you angry!” I dont hate white people. I hate people who are all “Hey, look at me! Im white! Pay attention! My grievances should make you angry!”
So everyone, if you are self-identifying as one of those people, Im sorry for the miscommunication, and you can shut the fuck up now. And if you aren’t, then you werent talking to me, and I wish you good day, you bespectrumed shiny magical unique pink puzzle pieces you.
Whats your favorite Hersheys Miniature? -CanadiAnne
Life is too short to go picking through them. Just grab a few. The worst thing that will happen to you is a Krackel. Dont get me wrong, the Krackel is fine. Its just the runt of the grouping. Puffed rice is essentially selling you filler. A bag of miniatures is the one place where being dark is the privilege.
so whats the most ghetto thing your have done such as water in cereal -darklojtone
When we ran out of hot dog buns, id cut a hot dog the long way and fold them between slices of wonder bread. I never ate water with cereal, I would eat handfuls of cereal.
This couple that won $528 million in the powerball are still going to work at their current jobs. -RIP_Kobe
Not only would I not go back to work, Id give $1 million to each employee to quit just to royally fuck my boss.
Sell your stocks and embrace for the fall of 2016 -ShiaTheBuff
If you were so sure and so smart, youd be telling us to sell our stock and buy derivatives.
Are human beings innately violent? If we are animals, is it just programmed into us as a means of survival or is it something we, or some of us, learn? -systemicanomaly
For a long time, yes. But now, weve become what we like to call “civilized” meaning violence is generally understood to be a last ditch effort of desperation, usually from a specific deficiency in cognition or willpower. Even in one civilization, there are different generations of evolution at work, though. So, its tougher work for some to repress certain primal instincts.
Defend those 6 girls with the NI**ER T-Shirts. -Itab
Id just like to defend them by saying they may not be racists. Its more likely kids trying to test their boundaries. They found the most offensive word they could find, because its offensive, not because they are racist. If four of them lined up with F**K, it certainly wouldnt find the traction they currently find themselves in. Its because we as a society have chosen to give the word “nigger” so much weight, that the kids found it amusing. I dont believe they were openly antagonizing black people as much as they were trying to openly antagonize society or school administrators or whoever.
At this point the pro bowl should just be an award and not actually a game. 86 players were invited, 47 declined. The monetary incentive for them is negligible for them, the game is miserable to watch. I can’t imagine it not sucking. What do you think they could/should do to make it interesting? -AJax58
They should absolutely steal the model of the NHL. Separate positions into Lineman/Linebackers/Secondary/QBs/Etc and have skills competitions. Keep it consistent so Pro Bowlers not only compete against this years Pro Bowlers, but with scores past. In 20 years, the next awesome QB from Wisconsin will be beating his hero, Aaron Rodgers, with the last ball through the hoop, or whatever. Trick shots for QBs and Kickers. Obstacle courses and shit. Maybe culminating in a 4-team 5v5 flag football tournament. Show the players with their helmets off, smiling, having fun in the sun with their hot wives and perfect kids. Keep it in Hawaii, between Conference champs and Super Bowl. Have Gronk host it. Imagination. Its an exhibition. Make it one.
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