The McDonalds in the UK recently had a “Tastes of America” showcase with 4 week-long specials, like a taco burger, some texas bbq thing, and a new york classic. Does the US ever have “Tastes of the UK”? -amard1
Yes, they do. But they just put the filet-o-fish on the menu 4 times. Pip pip, Im making jokes at your cuisines expense. But seriously, isnt “Tastes of America” at McDonalds kind of redundant?
Was “Back to the Future” the best time-travel movie in terms of continuity? -RachelloValentine
For a guy that spent the first 90 minutes of the movie warning about the horrors of messing with times destiny, Doc Brown sure wants to do something about their kids in the last scene. Changing the past to keep the present the same is very dangerous, but changing the present to change the future is kosher? MORAL PARADOX.
It’s embarrassing when you fumble with a girl’s bra for so long that she just takes it off. don’t make you feel any better when they sigh loudly and roll their eyes sportsbras ftw -slyguy5676
Having class doesn’t need hooks or snaps. I was a fan of pulling the bra cups down and toward you, letting the boobies softly plop out, sliding it up over her head, and either;
A.) Continue sliding off the arms toward freedom, or
B.) Once you get to the elbows, violently bring the bra down behind her back. Now her arms are tangled within her own rubber band trap, plus you have a free hand and are face to face with the boobies. If she’s laughing, you are free to motorboat or playfully nipple flick until you can extort food and favours from her. Otherwise, you should probably apologize and leave before the cops come.
Theres some 60 dollar pair of underwear that would have a separate pouch for your boys and its supposedly incredibly comfortable. Have you, would you try it? -yahoodusty
I haven’t yet, but I would have to buy my own pair, and $60 is a lot for something you arent sure of and cant return. I’ve recently discovered Old Navy boxer briefs. The patterns are ridiculous, but they feel like junk armour. Ready for sexing or running at the drop of a shorts.
There are infinite number of universes in which everything is different, they are created by our actions. for every decision you make, there are all other possible actions and infinite number of alternative scenarios happening in parallel universes. If I died this universe would cease to exist and everything in it would disappear as it is only just another universe out of infinite number of them. -Tripz
I think the “yous” in those dimensions respond to your current characters likelihood of making those decisions. If there was a 2% chance of you being a serial killer on Earth, then only 2% of those other dimensions contain serial killer Tripz. But it’s not like those worlds are filled with serial killers of everyone else. Ted Bundy is a stand up guy over there in 98% of universes. Also, it’s important to note, that a vast majority of these alternates, look exactly like you do now and are doing exactly what you are doing now, and are simply waiting for your next decision to veer off your path. So, they really aren’t that all interesting to you after all. You wouldnt be able to tell the difference between you and them if you saw them, anyway.
What do you think of people dont use Facebook? -nuttyitalian88
I’ll admit to a small level of instinctive distrust to these people. My Dad included. They’re always talking about the people they don’t want to hear from. Or complain that everyone thinks they are too important, documenting what they had for breakfast every day. You try to tell them you can take care of that with a couple clicks, and they interrupt you to tell you about this new shampoo they love and you stare at them, partly in disbelief, but mostly hoping they pick up on your clue that they are doing the same thing they were just being critical of in others. They’re all hiding from something in their past, and it has nothing to do with breakfast cereal.
Yes thats exactly what i want to do at 730am come into work and talk about traffic either shut up or talk about something worthwhile -C_HOX518
Hey, C-Hox, did you see last nights baseball game last night? That shit happened. And how about that weather, huh? Hey temperature, what the fuck, right? Boy, that local politician sure put him/herself in some hot water, didn’t they? *shakes head* Congress, I tell you.
Pooping is basically reverse anal sex. You have to admit that it feels good And once you admit that it feels good You have to admit that you’re kinda gay -RedBreakfast
If the orgasm feels great coming out of the penis, it must be great when it’s crammed back in there? Is that really your argument?
My wife makes fun of me because I start off with “I need” at the drive thru. Every time she says, “You need it, huh?” What do you say? -porsche4268
“I’ll have” or “I’d like” for me. I rage when the box asks my wife how shes doing and she ignores them and just outs with her order. I’m all “The box is trying to be nice to you. It asked you a question. Theres a person with feelings in that box, maybe they really care about your well-being. You don’t have to ask the box how it’s doing, but at least give it a ‘Fine, thanks.’. HAVE SOME COURTESY FOR THE BOX, ITS AN INTEGRAL CONTRIBUTOR TO THE COFFEE PROCESS.”
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 