Pro-tip: Chicks make the best wingman. Not to say that guys can’t be good wingmen, but there is nothing like another chick making conversation with some broad at a party/bar/wherever and wingmanning for you. Nothing at all. Learn this, and you will go far in college. Unless you are ugly or something. -Goldn_Go4
Totally makes sense. You could go grab a round, and have your girl say “Honestly, I would have dated him, but his penis is just far too large.” We had our own system though, called “Wingman goes first. ”
This only works if your wingman is willing to accept responsibility of claiming to go after the uglier of the two ladies. The hot girl thinks you are sweet for wing-manning for your other sweet buddy who doesn’t go after just looks. Plus she’s not used to being the wingman in her own scenario, so it adds freshness. Add in the fact that it lowers expectations and you have yourself a great chance. Me and a buddy worked this play to success several times.
Would you rather get your balls licked, or a back massage from a person of your choice? -Bailout_genius
At first, I was all for the back-massage because just ball-licking seems like a tease. But then after some careful reflection, I decided I would rather have someone I hated lick my nuts. That seems like more fun than fireworks in a snowstorm.
Clinton supporters going to Palin make me want to kill myself . Is that what policies mean to you? Nothing? It’s all about the vagina eh? -Craig98
Thats what Liberals get for giving them the vote.
We have three Grandpas already! But this one’s a great Jazz musician! -DogzBark
Oh, Oh, you see today, the kids with their rap music and it’s hipping and it’s hopping with the bipping and the bopping, gives them the BRAIN DAMAGE. And they don’t know…. what the JAZZZZZ, is all about!
Sarah Palin can search for WMD’s in my PANTS! Right? Right? -Bi11ican
Weiners of Massive Disappointment?
All co-op gameplay does is make us fight and hate each other -Klan_Chowder
My only co-op experience has been the Lego series and sports games. It’s great fun, and brings my friends closer. Maybe its a problem with the people you are co-oping with.
Your favorite Pepperidge Farm product? -Derk@_Derk@
Either Milanos or the Cinnamon Raisin Swirl bread.
I really don’t understand why people like WWE or UFC. I know one is fake and the other is real, but they both seem to play up super-macho tough guy stereotypes. To me it’s as boring as watching paint dry, I don’t know why most guys like that stuff. -Reggalashun
The fact you lump the two together is going to offend a lot of people. Plus, prove how out of touch you are.
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