The What’s What, Volume 47

Allison Iraheta from American Idol is very cute. Agree? -ztuntz

I couldn’t disagree any more.  She looks like Miss Piggy to me.

Is it just me, or is the intro to Pineapple Express trying to send a message to people? Although I cannot agree more, I think the herb makes everything so much better, for me its like the ultimate anti-depressant. But, the problem with feeling good all the time is that it tends to have the effect of making people take down their defenses. Smoking weed gives me the mindset of opening up to people and having the urge to want to help others. That’s what the entire hippie generation was all about. But, the problem is, when we take down our defenses and all we try to talk about is a peaceful Utopian society, it can get us killed. Enemies would completely ignore our plea for a peace, and they will do what every dominating species does, try to control us.  -psychicnewt

Great example of the other issue of smoking pot, “Over-thinking comedy movies”. Well illustrated, sir.

Freedom Tower renamed “One World Trade Center”.  Thoughts? -DZDeere

Good. Crashing those planes into the towers was just saving us having to tear them down to improve the lot. Let them think that.

Should “Under God” be removed from the pledge? -DonFlamenc0

I think it should be removed because it gives terrorists the impression that we are fighting Holy Wars with them. If you have ever seen terrorist propaganda, they reference the Pledge, the inauguration, and are court system of using bibles to uphold truth as evidence that we hate Muslims and the Islamic religion.

“I love you. I just thought I’d throw that out there.”
We’ve only been together for about 6 months.
I just replied being like “You can’t say that through a text! You’re drunk anyway. Tell me again when you’re sober.”
To which I was asked whether it would even be accepted anyway or is it too early to be saying such things.
I haven’t replied. How awkward. -Polishgnocci

Text back; “Love has no minimum time requirement.” You want to allay her fears of bringing it up, without giving away your hand.

Is it ever appropriate to kiss a girl on the cheek? Seems kinda gay. -Gargantuwon

The majority of women in my life I kiss on the cheek; my wifes friends, my friends that happen to be girls, my friends girlfriends and every family member. How is kissing a girl in anyway shape or form gay anyway?

Seriously, you’ve got the son of freaking god at your dinner table and you sell him out for a few shiny coins? Coins that Jesus could conjure up from thin air? Was Judas retarded? -Albatross_Beach

Didn’t the Gospel of Judas claims that Jesus asked him to betray him? I remember having a pretty elaborate theory tying the removal of his Gospel with the basic fundamentalism of Faith. I might have been stoned, also, though.

I gotta be honest. I don’t like it in movies or magazines when girls just show one boob at first. It’s stupid and annoying. I don’t want to see just one. I want to see all of them and I want to see them now! -LGRaver

Like that one tit-tease, Kristen Davis. My favortie part was when you said “all of them” and not “both” just in case someone has a half dozen under there.

Corn Pops: Yay or Nay? -Crow754

They get soggy too quick. I eat them all the time as a snack out of the box, but with milk? That’s a big nay.

I couldn’t get it up yesterday when I was about to have sex. -dagupe

It was your golden retrievers lucky night, I guess.

My friend told me he was thinking of hurting himself because is Fiancee, girlfriend for three years, broke up with him. I told him a bitch isn’t worth your life, here’s what you got to do. Go out, fuck a bunch of random bitches, live your life, your 19 years old, you don’t need to settle down right now. He just looked at me and said he’s not like that and that nothing could fix the way he felt. I got up and said well good luck then, and left him with one finaly quote amongst everyone in my group of friends “Bitches be crazy, you never know what they gonna do, all you know is what comes when you stick your dick in them.”  Buddy_Christ

A simple “I’ve had my heart broken too. It sucks, but time will fix it.” would have been way more helpful then telling him the way he is feeling is wrong.

Your opinion on they might be giants? -Lamerooster

Ive been down with them for like 20 years. Never have an accordion and horns sounded so consistently bad-ass. I really wish they were able to release their DuDo commercials.

What would happen if a college team put on tv sanctions makes it to the national championship game? -Minumus

The NCAA would never allow a situation where they couldn’t make money off of volunteers.

The What’s What, Volume 37

Do you concur that the South American kid from Captain Planet had the lamest power? I mean, heart? WTF kind of lame power is that?  -Alihambra

I bet the intended demographic numbers had a lot of say on who got the short end of that straw. Which is ironic, because we all know how heartless Peruvians are.

Putting 2 hot dogs between 1 bun. Yay or Nay? -DaPragmatistHonor

Actually, I couldn’t give a louder more resounding nay.  I actually cut my hot dogs in half the long way and utilize one hot dog per 2 buns.  Especially at ball games.  I find a majority of hot dogs too thick, so the meat to bun ratio is far too high.  Your way is just finding a handle to eat two hot dogs straight up, and that is unacceptable to me.

If God actually created the Universe, at least there may yet be a point to life. Thats slightly more comforting as opposed to being born into existence to balance an equation out of science, that has no actual use for our being he -ABrazier202

God makes people believe there is something more to come after life. Which is great, because it makes for less competition when I’m trying to get things done on Earth.  Unfortunately for you, because something is “slightly more comforting” doesn’t make it truth.

I put ketschup on my eggs, my roomate thinks I’m weird because I do. He also thinks it’s weird that I like cold peanut butter so i put it in the fridge. -FowntenSoda

Sometimes, when I’m in the mood I’ll mix tobasco and ketchup together to dip my eggs in.  I do think peanut butter in the fridge is weird.  Seems like it would get difficult to spread and end up ripping the bread or whatever. I hate that.

Do you use lube during masturbation? Feels like someone´s giving you a handjob, or so I heard. -SamuraiChad

Someone is, you are.

Turns out my grandmother (who lives in the UK) had a stroke and is going to die. Luckily my dad knocked before coming in to tell me he’s flying out there, otherwise he woulda been in even more pain after seeing me jerking off to internet porn.  That really killed my boner -GabrielNino

To add to the uneasiness, Now nana can watch you shuffle knuckles from heaven.

When someone says that a Death or Black Metal band would sound better with a clean singer, I just laugh. It should be more accepted my mainstream teenagers.  Certain types of music go well with regular singing, while other types work better with aggressive vocals. I think the intense, evil feeling of it fits the music underneath it perfectly and makes it sound much more aggressive overall. I don’t like all growling/screaming vocals (for example, I dislike most Metalcore vocals), but in genres like Death and Black Metal, I think it’s great.  What don’t you like about it? -Xpert4551

SotD is about as hardcore as I get. If I have to strain to listen to the messages coming across from a vocalist, it distracts me from the music and the overall experience. What words I can decipher always seem to be about “evil in your soul” or other such nonsense.

Lucikly, it’s not like my distaste in your music makes it any less enjoyable to you, so why even care about how “accepted” it is by mainstream youth? I bet if it was more accepted, you’d be lamenting the fact that 13 year olds like the music you like, and how they can’t possibly understand its depth.

Bush’s farewell speech got to me, made me feel sorry for the guy, your reaction? -ElmundJoy

Looks like 6 years of piling on the guy, really made some people feel guilty.

Are you one of those Atheists want God stricken from inaugural oath and the Pledge? -npe1057

I agree with the feeling that it gives religious fundamentalist terrorists more propoganda material, that our government is religion based, and our negativity towards them has religious reasons.   Thats really the only reason I think it should be taken out.

where to hide my stash in the car? goin to a concert in nyc today. what’s a good place to stash -AdmiralMills19

Follow the dashboard underneath the steering wheel towards the pedals. There will be an opening with a little shelf under there, lodge it in some wiring as far back as you can towards the corners. Impossible to see, he pretty much has to know where it is.

do you think people in charge of busting pedophiles have alternate agendas? i could imagine some of those guys get off to roleplaying as a 14 year old girl and “busting child predators” is their socially acceptable cover for cybering. some of them probably get a subconscious pleasure from it, while others probably copy their favorite conversations on notepad for later. i just sense something unwholesome coming from the whole operation to be honest. -misterrubble

Absolutely, I do. People who specifically choose that branch of law enforcement, particularly. I have heard stories to people getting caught fapping to evidence and getting transferred. They got to say it was their choice to leave. “Sick of the worst type of people” is the most common excuse.

Movie scene that disturbed you the most? -Headbaggs

I literally lost sleep as a teenage after seeing the alien abduction scene in “Fire In the Sky”.

What do people mean when they say “drugs open your mind”? what the hell do they open your mind up to? Only drug I’ve ever done is weed and it just makes everything awesome. -Harvestfrg1

Consider what finding an instruction book for your mind would feel like.

Who do you think the most masturbated to person of all time is? -Mellsigot55

Gotta be Marilyn Monroe. The first super model, the first pin-up, the first sex symbol while TV and pictures could zip her around the globe, and very few girls could even compete with that kind of coverage.  Think about how the last episode of MASH is still the highest rated show of all time. Too many choices now.