Did you hear about the milf mayor that posted lingerie pics of herself on her myspace? -hreddum
I’m baffled this is news. She also had pictures of her and her family in bathing suits on some family vacation. Wheres the fucking news story?
What percentage of Americans do you think are idiots? -yodasteve
25%-33%. Thats my estimation. Did you know that 98% of Americans think that they are smarter than 50% of Americans? Just thought Id throw that stat out there, I find it fascinating.
Why the new site? -Adamizer421
The old site said I was too popular to be there for free. So, I left. I heard that this site, though less flashy, would prefer popularity, hoping people coming here to read my blog, stay and make their own. I’ve lost a serious amount of readership though. Thanks to the few who made the jump with me.
Will Christianity still be as predominant in 2000 years as it is now? -jonezbones
Interesting question. If humans last to 4008, I think they’d evolve into more spiritual beings then religious ones. If humans don’t make it to 4008, chances are, religion had something to do with it.
You shouldn’t do drugs. I did ecstasy with my girlfriend last night and because of my highness and feeling of well-being I mentioned that we should have a threesome with one of our mutual friends. she got extremely upset and we might break up because of it. -Blackhole105
It doesn’t sound like drugs are the problem. It sounds like your idiot mouth is. If you were drinking beer, your girlfriend would have just laughed it off? Ecstasy is a designer drug anyway. Go with what the Earth offers. Pills only bring trouble.
What’s the most important part of a movie? -Gh0stII
Writing, specifically character development. If I dont care for the people or their stories, no amount of acting or special effects will cover that up.Did you brag about losing your virginity? -Black-Sailz
No. I probably should have, seeing as I lost my virginity years before my friends did. I didn’t see much of them when my high school girlfriends were open for business, anyway. Im not regretful, though. If I had to do it all over again, very little would change.
The Vatican made up “new sins”. It is now a sin to pollute. It is also a sin to support genetic advancements. Here’s a Vatican official talking about it, because who better to consult about science than the Vatican, amirite? -CrandallWeathers
This is obviously a measured move by the vatican to gain back some of the sheep they lost from the flock. Because nothing gets kids interested in religion more then additional rules to follow. Funny line you got there about science, though.
My roommate found a wallet today on the ground, took the money out and threw it back down There was $101 in it. Now we have Brawl. That is all. -HeyGrazer
At least throw the wallet in a post box. The guy gets his cards and numbers and pictures back, anyway. I certainly have no issue with you taking the money, but at least earn it by providing the guy a solid service by returning the stuff you cant use. Nice of your buddy to spend that money on a videogame for you both. I went to a casino with friends and we agreed whoever won the most money would buy breakfast. Two guys won over $1,000 and immediately started complaining about how broke they were and how this money was going to bail them out. No breakfast. Jerks. One guy actually spent all the money on a date with a girl who didn’t want him. She sure took that fancy date though. Turns out, both of them came out losers.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 