Whats the earliest you’ve ever wake ‘n baked it?-UkranianRifRif
4:20 every year on 4/20. I know. Make fun all you want. Other than that, probably 5:30 or 6 for the Boston marathon.
It’s strange how athiests believe in aliens and yet don’t believe in God. Most of the atheist’s arguments are “Well the galaxy is so big how could there not be life on other planets?” And yet, there’s no scientific proof that aliens exist at all. It’s funny how they’re the same ones bashing Christians and Muslims because “There’s no proof God exists, LOL” Oh, the hypocrisy. -DrunkenCookie
Life on Earth is proof it can happen for people who don’t believe in creation. That is to say humans are aliens to every other planet.
Why does the audience always boo the guy when he is not the father on Maury? -EC4118
Because they want everyones life to be crappier than the one that led them to be sitting in a Maury Povich audience.
Remember when you used to fap to the Girls Gone Wild commercials? -CockStar
No, never the commercials, unfortunately. But, I am still in love with the Southern girl in the purple bikini that called her mom to ask her if she could take her top off. Mom said yes, and I am forever grateful.
2 years for shooting yourself in the leg???? What kind of ass-backwards system is this? -QDNPCash
A gun in his possession went off in a crowded bar on accident. It’s still a crime, and a miracle he only shot his own retarded ass.
A Spa nearby was advertising: “Spermalogical Facial – 340% off” – E3ClampsE3
I know it’s not the focus, but how the hell is anything 340% off? That means they pay you three times the amount of the service to get one? I can’t get past this.
So I’m randomly going for “coffee” with my high school crush/obsession this weekend. I’m 22 now so this was obviously a long time ago, but I had the hugest, hugest crush on this girl, nothing ever came of it because she had always had a boyfriend / I was too much of a bitch to make my move. When I did have a sort of chance a few years ago, I’d moved on, had other girls etc.
Now I’m broken up with my GF of 3 years for quite a while and I’m going with this girl who was like, “the one who got away.” It’s messing me up…serious advice Vesti? She initiated this which is good at least. She lives in a town 2-3 hours away for college purposes, although her family and many friends live here, and she comes back intermittently. Also, I know she’s dated (and so presumably sexed) a lot of guys, to the point many guys would not like it. Ahhh well! -C0ldB1ll
Sweet, so now that her emotions have been torn apart by pretty boys in college, shes decided to take stock in the guys that worshipped her in high school to see if any of them are rich. Play up the fact that you have great occupational prospects and you are likely to get a shot in her pants. Welcome to life.
apparently theyre bringing back celebrity boxing and rodney king is going to fight an ex cop, lol – DogtheAccountant
Are they going to make RK fight on his back from the ground like last time?
Has America always been in a culture war? Or is this way worse than its ever been before? -ElPadrinoExperto
When the media sold out, they pretty much polarized everything. It started sometime during President Clintons Administration. Seems to have gotten super amped up during the Gore v Bush thing.
Shatter kicks ass. -CranstonNBC
It took me a THOUSAND tries to get 10M on the bonus mode. Got 9.8 three times and 9 or over at least a dozen times. Finally got the trophy tonight, 11.1M. LoL.
Bob Ryan said Jeter is the best of his generation.-IwontheInternet
His defense has always been suspect. And he’s a little overrated overall because he’s playing the Yankees premier position. He’s great, don’t get me wrong. First ballot hall of famer. But hes not the best of this generation. I’m giving that distinction to either A-Rod or Ichiro. Seriously.
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