have you ever actually befriended a homeless person? -FrereMonster
There was a guy in Kenmore station in Boston that would announce the oncoming trains to the platform by singing “Peace Train” by Van Morrison with modified lyrics. “C train sounding louder, everyone rides the C train!” *CLAPCLAP* I used to steal food from my girlfriends college cafeteria and give it to him, pretty much every night/morning for two years. He knew my name, Id consider us friends.
Do you remember your first skeet? -FHX44
I do. I was knuckle deep in a girl in the bathroom at Sunday school and she was giving me a handy. I didn’t know what was gonna happen so I skeeted all over her flip flops and we both tasted our hands. She was delicious. It was hot as all get out. I then masturbated like 5 times thinking about it over the following 12 hours. I hope that wasn’t too graphic for you. It’s a pretty vivid memory of mine.
facebook or twitter? -Anard88
I use them both and they are two completely different things. It’s like asking Apple Jacks or Bow Tie? Granted, I only use twitter for breaking news alerts. If theres a better use, I’m not seeing it.
I didn’t like The Wild Thornberrys. -bdog2610
It looked like third graders animated it. Stories might have been good, but the visual reference gave me a headache which prevented me from giving it a fair shake.
IMO, it’s more fun to be drunk than high. -Megasalmon
I’ve seen too many good relationships end over something that happened while drunk. I’ve never seen anything of the kind happen because of weed. So, I gravitate towards the devil lettuce myself.
which race should be wiped off of the face of the Earth? -palzim11
The Daytona 500.
Which FIGHTING games have you really been into(if any)?? -LifeMeme
The only ones that I would even consider coming close are Tysons Punch Out and Pro Wrestling back in the 8 bit days. I’ve just never really been into the fighting games. I played the balls off of Fight Night for a bit recently, but you might not even consider these fighting games.
Would you rather have one giant testicle or three regular-sized testicles? When I say giant, I mean giant. Like, the size of a tennis ball or something. I think I have to go with the one giant testicle. What about you? -JimmyRushmore
Both seem uncomfortable. Would having one large testicle produce giant sperm so that I’m ejaculating tadpoles? Or would three regular sized testicles give me a hose load like a poorly edited porn scene? Instinctually, I’m going with three balls cause I feel like that would be tougher to spot.
Your best steak service recipe? YaySean
Prepare Marinade; 2 bottles of ale, 1 cup brown sugar, 2 large onions cut into large rings.
Lay steak into marinade, let rest overnight.
Get grill crazy hot, put steak on grill, turn heat to medium
Saute onions in butter on low heat until cooked, yet still a bit crispy.
Cook steaks to desired temp. (Med Rare for me personally)
Enjoy the shit out of them.
Have You Ever Hand-Scored Baseball Games? -Theeze-
I used to went I would go to Fenway in college. Statistics aren’t readily available during the games except whats available on the scoreboard. (Which are getting bigger and bigger.) And if I see a great game I have a cool souvenir. I felt more involved too, kept me focused.
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