Let’s say Tom Brady’s career is over today. Will he still be in the HOF? -KingMayker
16-0, 3 SuperBowls, MVP, TD Record holder? Yes, first ballot.
What made you stop believing in God? -Chad_The_Hun
Remedial Cognition. I kid, it just kind of added up over time.
I’m making chicken wings for lunch. What should I baste them with? -BBQball
Put them in a crockpot with ketchup, soy sauce, garlic, and grape jelly for a couple hours. Then, prepare yourself to be amazed how fucking delicious they are.
Can a stripper make enough money between age 18 to age 25 to support her for life? -BereccaX
Just stripping? Very unlikely. High class hooker? Probabaly.
Prostitution and Marijuana; Basically, if any of the two are going to legalized, they must be both lucrative and productive for society (though it’s all really about revenue). Which of the two benefits society more? -ARL95
Marijuana, hands down. Farms would be created, regulatory committees, companies of new jobs to process and distribute. Prostitution would need regulation on a much smaller scale.
they need to start making reverse skyscrapers. look like a small building on the surface but go 50 floors into the ground like a bunker…but awesome. -ssobsivart
The view isnt as nice.
turn your keyboard over and hit the back side of it over some white paper. I just did this at my office and a bunch of skin flakes, eye lashes and some marijuana just fell out! wtf?! how did that get in there at work?! -CuriousExplorer
When I was moved into a new office I asked the tech for a new keyboard and he asked me why. I turned it over and shook it out on the desk, and he said “Gross. I’ll go get you one.”
A friend of mine is asking me if masturbating and then praying cancels each other out. Thoughts? -BigNeve23
He should go to confession so the priest can ask him to describe it in every detail. All I can think of is that scene from Clerks 2, where the goodie-2-shoes kid is masturbating to the donkey show while crying and saying “I’m sorry, Jesus…” Hilarious.
Favorite Star Wars character? -CenturionRomanus
Either IG-88, the bounty hunting robot responsible for artificial intelligence, or Admiral Ackbar.
Michelle Obama quit her job, I bet Obama will want to quit when things get real. -notsodope43
I think if I had 4 years to tackle a meaningful social issue, Id quit my job to give it every effort I could, also.
HBO passed up Mad Men? WTF guys? It’s actually a really good show. It feels like I’m watching a long movie that I don’t want to end. I’m on the 7th episode of the fourth season right now. -bright_shadow
Though the show would be even more awesome with boobies and swearing, it does the job fine now.
How would a Doctor end a letter? Sincerely? Regards? Dr. Name, MD, or just Name, MD? -y_so_srs90
Forgery is tough, I know.
Would you listen to Hayden Panettiere’s music to have sex with her? You have to listen to every song she has ever sung BEFORE you can start even doing anything with her then it’s on when you’re doing whatever you want with her. -pensnteller11
Can I turn her down to her face if her music sucks that badly when I hear the first song? Cause that might make it worth it if shes talentless. As cute as she is, I really disdain crossover attempts.
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