Convince me that God does not exist. -uninteresting_thoughts
No one can convince you. You can only accept it.
My friend smoked weed for the first time and threw up about 10 times very loudly in the bathroom. I can see now why some people don’t like it. -TheMichiganKid
Which makes no sense since they give it to cancer patients to stimulate appetite and reduce nausea. I wager your friend was either ridiculously nervous and anxious which led to the Technicolor yawn, or he was drunk also. Maybe he ate too many munchies?
Illegals? Love em or hate em? -Demi-Gurl
Love them. It’s not their fault Americans aren’t charging them taxes. They are exploiting a systems weaknesses, if we don’t choose to fix the system, I feel like we don’t get the right to complain. Kind of like the bailouts. I don’t blame the banks for exploiting poor regulation. I blame the government for allowing it to happen in the first place. The government thought banks would police themselves. I can’t even begin to explain how hilarious I find that situation.
what do or would your parents think of your blog? let us already acknowledge that you don’t care what they think… -stella
I do care what they think. The more likely turnout is that they wouldn’t care what I think. The blog is public, and they aren’t reading it, from what I understand. I wager my Dad would be upset that the first dozen sexual experiences in my life (either inappropriate or welcomed) were directly related to the church, its clergy, its parishioners, or church functions. Either that, or he’d be upset at just how vocally agnostic I am. My Mom, however, is lucky if she knows where the power button is. This is the same woman who said to me once “Crack/Pot, Whats the difference?” after finding a bong. So, yeah, she seems to be an unlikely reader.
So it seems the newest fad is sliders…Burger King, Friday’s, Red Robin. They really are getting on that bus. -LineThreeleven
I don’t like how everyone calls them sliders. I think White Castle should have copywright to that name.
You are stuck on a deserted island. With you are two people. One is an extremely ugly woman. She is morbidly obese and has terrible acne. The other is a transvestite. She looks like are really hot female, only, she has male genitalia. Chances are you wouldn’t have been able to guess that she used to be a man. You are here forever, so no-one would ever know. Who do you bang? -MaizenBloo
The actual woman. Chances after after starving herself for a month or two, she’ll look pretty hot after she loses that weight. Nothing but hard work, sun, and burning calories on a deserted island. That’s if she doesnt eat me first.
I want to date this girl, but she smokes cigs. shes pretty cute, pretty smart, a democrat, an atheist, and listens to indie This year I hung out with her every morning before school Should I go for it? I’m not a fan of cigs. They taste like shit and smell bad too. -localnewsteam
You should tell her the only thing holding you back from ravaging her is that she smokes. How will she be able to live with herself knowing that she could have had you if only she quit smoking? Getting her to change who she is is a big part of any healthy relationship. Just be sure that YOU get what YOU want.
how famous is Ricky Gervais in America? he’s huge in England and i was just wondering how high his rep is in the US -gamingdiety
Extras made me a fan. I think any American interested in the comedy scene knows who he is. As far as writers/creators of TV shows go, he’s pretty famous.
So how the hell was David Carradine supposed to jack off if his hands were tied? -SubwayJared
That’s what the underage hooker was for. You think he flew to Asia to masturbate? Really?
when someone is super-defensive about their drug use habits, that constitutes a drug problem. You deny you have a problem. See where I am going with this? -Superdickery
Way to cling to antiquated consideration, Dr Drew. If I accuse you of being a terrorist and you deny it, because you are not a terrorist, this somehow makes you a terrorist? Denial is a social reaction, not a symptom.
Did you end up picking up Trash Panic? -ProfessionalCrastination
I bought it. It’s crazy ridiculously difficult. The lack of a tutorial really doesn’t help the situation. I’m pretty disappointed.
lol, tim donaghy getting beat up in jail -CMackVA
Wow, someone who turned on the mob gets assaulted in jail. This is the first time that’s ever happened.
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