I think every Sox/Yanks fan secretely respects certain players on the other side. For instance, I’m a big Red Sox fan and hate the Yankees but at the same time, I have a lot of respect for Posada, Jeter, Rivera, and Mussina and Torre when they were with the Yanks. -CrossFiyah
I don’t secretly respect them, I openly respect them. I am a Sox fan and my love for baseball won’t allow me to hate the Yankees. They’re great for baseball. I do dislike the new stadium, the new Steinbrenner and A-Rod. But only because I think they are bad for baseball. I think that Jeter is way overrated, but I still respect him as a competitor. Sox v Yanks truly does transcend baseball and thats great for the sport.
What foods are better as left overs than fresh? Earlier I had a meal from Olive Garden, it was ehhh while I ate it there. I ate half and boxed up the rest. I heated my left overs up in the microwave not too long ago and it was FUCKING AMAZING. So much better. -Filmenhancer
Soups, stews, and chili all taste better after they’ve been fridge fucking for a day or two. Time enhances these flavours, like marinating only after the fact.
Senator John Mccain is still Alive! Now four months since his humiliating lose to the Community Organizer in the American Presidential election. It appears the much talked about supposed Liberal theory of him dieing shortly after being elected were GREATLY EXAGGERATED or possible even just Propaganda. More updates to come in the next 3 1/2 years as this story continues to unfold. -Large_Loaf77
He’s also playing golf with family and friends, and not having to deal with the stressful situations that comes with being President. No wonder he’s fine. And the only reason that was an issue is because of his choice for VP. Republicans aren’t even close to getting over losing, and it’s making their opponents happy. Stop letting everyone know how much it kills you inside. When your enemy suffers, laughter is acceptable.
I think Im alone when I say HJ’s > BJ’s. -Regrenade
Thats ridiculous, you can give yourself a hand job. Plus the added bonus of getting your girl to shut the fuck up for 10 minutes, is pretty key.
I had a bad afternoon with a girl. She consistently pushed away and denied kissing me. Now I feel like a jerk. Discuss. -SizzermeTimbers
Chloroform: The Handshake of Seduction.
Humans can do cool, amazing things, but it’s really only limited by how much we currently know and how far out into the universe we are capable of reaching… Which is laughably short-handed, obviously. I bet in comparison to other intelligent beings out there, we are incredibly lame and pretty limited in ability… -Tokyo_Black
I’m sure these other alien races had obstacles to deal with. You have to evolve into a better race. I’m talking mentally as much as physically. Everyones cognition has to be globally centered to utilize full progress. But to most on Earth today, it’s a laughingstock. Too many obstacles still to overcome for us.
i’m the kind of guy that hates small talk, but also hates awkward silence.. im going out with like 3 girls tonight, and i’m sure there will be few times when no one will be saying anything and it will get awkward as hell. what do you do during times like these? -IMNigerian
Think of some good stories before the event to bring up only in these situations. That’s what I do. Or just fart, really, really loudly.
Somehow it’s okay to make fun of the nuclear bombing of innocent civilians 70 years ago at the cost of the victims but it’s not okay to do the same for 9/11? I’m not for or against either, just wondering why this is so. Doesn’t suffering=suffering, and shouldn’t that concept exist outside of time? Humans so fickle…
I know, seriously. They do say that humor = tragedy + time. The good news is, in just a few short years the holocaust is going to be COMPLETELY HILARIOUS.
Is it me or Black people pissed that Eminem is at the very least a top 5 Emcee of all time? -BahamaPapa
About as mad that some white people are about Tiger Woods being the best golfer.
5 Progressive Insurance commercials later.. would you hit Flo? -plaidtrousers
I’d like to trick out her name tag.
Why did Constantinople get the works? -Moneyhan
That’s nobodies business but the Turks.
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