I just lost my virginity! -EyemurGod
Congrats! Good thing you learned to hold the tail, or it would have been uncomfortable.
Sometimes I seriously feel like the only person I know who will gladly listen to something someone else recommends me. And by listen to it, I mean from beginning to end. Oftentimes I’ll recommend a song or artist to a friend and he’ll start the song, but skip to random segments until he reaches the end. Then he’s surprised by how much he doesn’t like what he heard. No shit, you douche. If you had discovered the song on your own you’d like it much more (assuming you liked it in the first place). -DaMastah5
Because it’s obvious from the beginning that they aren’t into it? They should have to stomach an extra 3 minutes of something uninteresting because your opinion demands it? Music is like taste, subjective acquirement. Stop forcing your vegemite onto people.
How long will it be until we stop blaming everything bad that happens on Bush? -caucasian_child
Depends on who you voted for.
My girlfriend is pissed at me because I chose to play pokemon over sex with her…wtf? HaterBlaze
That’s why you purchase a DS or PSP, to play videogames WHILE having sex.
My roomate didn’t bring a computer with to college, so I’ve let him use mine to check his email two or three times. Last night I did it again, but I left the room to get a drink of water. When I came back, he clicked off a porn site. I should’ve said something then, but I was tired and didn’t feel like a confrontation, so I pretended I didn’t see. How can I politely tell him to fuck off next time he asks? -Cool-Aid
Yeah, you should be the only one looking at porn on your computer.
Curt Schilling: Baseball Hall of Famer? -Acuevsa66
For being epic in clutch situations, yes.
What’s more aggravating; Ignorance or Arrogance? -JoePlantation
Ignorance can be excused with apathy. There’s really no excuse for arrogance.
You like Panera sandwiches? -MtRushless
Nah. I find them way too expensive to have someone put a frozen sandwich in a George Foreman grill for two minutes. I really like thier muffins, scones and coffee. Thats what I get when my wife forces us to eat there. It was way better when it was Au Bon Pain back in the day.
“No Diggity” is still the greatest R&B or Hip hop song of the past 15 years. -Rocketperson4
I’m gonna go with either “Bump n Grind” or “That girl is poison” for me personally.
Even if Michael Jackson did bad things to little kids he’s still one of the best artists ever. -Aldn45
Yeah! Talented people should be able to put their fingers wherever they want! They’re talent is more important than some nobody’s asshole and dignity.