Have you ever walked out on a movie? -HungrynIrish
Yes, once. My sister and I walked out of Uncle Buck when we were kids. We both looked at each other and knew without saying anything we were done with it.
I really like this girl, but I’m scared that she’ll turn me down. The only thing is, I won’t be able to keep living if she turns me down. My life will be ruined, there’s no one like her. She’s one of a kind. I found out what love really means by meeting her. What should I do? Should I keep enjoying her friendship until she gives me more of a hint that she likes me? I’m guessing just to take things slow for now, any advice? -Titans23
As much as you’d like to think that your situation is special, it’s not. Sure you can take things slow, but don’t wait for it to be too late. Remember; Rejection lasts a day, regret lasts forever.
Lots of talk about the legalization of marijuana, whats you answer to opponents view that it would be bad because it would teach children that drugs are good? -SSMSSIV
If anything, the teachers would gain credibility in being able to concentrate on the drugs that actually harm people. Weed is a gateway drug because kids find out Marijuana isn’t as bad as everyone claims and is forced to wonder what other drugs they have been lied to about.
Police officers are the scum of the earth. They’re losers who couldn’t make it doing real work, so they became police officers to pretend they have power over normal people. All they do is harass teenagers and ticket speeders, yet they think it gives them the right to be giant dicks to anyone that questions them. -Jason_Jaguar
There are honest, nice guys and power-hungry shitcakers, like any other profession.
It’s important to know which one you are dealing with and modify your attitude accordingly. If you feed the power hungry with “Yes, sir” and act a little intimidated, he’ll most likely let you off with a warning. Don’t get roadside lawyer with these guys.
Nice cops you can treat like actual people, and they’ll respect you more for it. I find you can get roadside lawyer on these guys because they respect that you know your rights, much like they know theirs.
Power hungry people, in general, are among the most sickening types of people at all. When they are given a little power, it really can be problematic in any line of work. When you have a co-worker get promoted at your work, you’ll see what I mean.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? -Ledgehead
They fight the same retarded confusion that prize fighters do.
What are your thoughts on Marylin Manson? -Cocksolid3
His music sucks, but the interviews I have witnessed conducted with him, leave me feeling that he is a thoughtful, intelligent person. Which makes me resent him more, because it proves his act is just for shock value and attention whoring.
My g/f wants to start fingering my cornhole while I receive a BJ … large steamers come from that hole … she says I’m too close minded. Am I? -IsoGravity48
Girls hands get cold when giving oral. It’s just chivalrous of you to let her keep her fingers warm.
Why does Alison always end up in the bottom 3 when everyone claims shes such a great singer? -Definite_Johnson
I imagine its because teen girls vote for these people, and they are incredibly jealous of her, instead of being able to identify with her.
People like True Blood? -S1ZZl3an
I can only imagine the great numbers are boys Tivo’ing and watching it in fast forward for Anna Paquins boobies. That’s got to be it.
This girl next to me in the computer lab occasionally has seizures. Anyway, I’m not sure what I should do. -HabelTower2313
Hold her down by the boobies, and when medical professionals arrive, take her purse. But, I’m no doctor.
You said you were anticipating Socom Confrontation, any good? -MizztahRadjas
I returned it within 24 hours due to the lack of a Single player anything, and the lack of being able to set up rooms by rank. How do they expect anyone to learn controls by throwing them into the middle of a war with people who have been playing the game for months? Ridiculous. Maybe the game is fun, but I’ll never know because the developers literally gave me no chance to find out.
Snuggling is the best damn thing in the world. Such a great feeling. -Dutchessoffunk
I won’t allow my wife to use the terms “snuggling” or “cuddling”, she either has to say “melding” or “skin-fucking” to make it sound more awesome, and less flighty.
After 10 years….And my stepdad told my mom the reason he is leaving is because of me, he says he cannot live with me anymore. Which I think is total BS – BaggaDoosh
I’m gonna go ahead and be a jerk and blame your Mom. If I was in love with someone, I wouldn’t let their kids get in the way of my happiness.
Kat Dennings from Nick and Norah and Charlie Bartlett is my new obsession. I want to marry her. -WCFHer0
Too bad looking at her forces you to wonder if she was born with a penis. Other than that, she’s great, sure.
Where would you dump a body? -MCJarhead
Open water. They couldn’t even find those two gigantic football players, knowing the area they were in, who wanted to be rescued. Plus if they are bleeding or you bloodlet them a bit, animals will pretty much take care of everything for you.
There’s a girl at work that I’m into but she’s dating a another guy at work. I’m not friends with the other guy, but were cool with each other. Lately, they’ve (girl and coworker) been having relationship troubles (he’s suspected of cheating) and we’ve been flirting a lot more. I’m pretty sure she heard through someone else that I was interested in her. I asked if she wanted to hang out one night after work and she said yes. But now I’m having second thoughts on pursuing this any further because the other guy is pretty cool and hasn’t really done anything wrong. -DellsKitchen
I have found that when I was in this situation, I would just ask the dude if its okay. They are always waaaay to proud to say it would bother them. So they have no reason to be pissed after you plow her. Enjoy, guilt free.
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