That new Cowboy Stadium is something. -TheMichiganKid
Jerry Jones’ two Opening Acts last night for his new house were Jordan Sparks, Daughter of opponents New York Giants and franchise Hall of Famer, Felipe Sparks. And GW Bush, arguably one of the greatest Presidential failures in recent history. Sure, they are from Texas, but it’s a big place. Seemed like a set-up for eventual football embarrassment.
As we were watching the game they showed John Madden and former Pres Bush chatting in a luxury box and my buddy said “If Jim Rome were in that mix, Frank Caliendo would have had a heart attack.” I’m still laughing.
I hate football season. Its not that I dislike football, but when the only baseball highlights i see are on the top ten plays, it gets really annoying. -Belgianrofls
I watched SportsCenter this morning and saw plenty of full-game baseball highlights. Please note that you sent this on Tuesday, and Monday is one of baseballs off days. You’ll get Wednesday-Saturday back, settle down. Football is only on for like 30 days a year. Baseball is what, 250 days worth?
FACT: if you update your facebook status/twitter twice a day or more, you’re a fucking moron -Dustyahoo
I wouldn’t say they are morons. But they are attention whores, for sure. If they really think people care what they are up to 3 times a day, that’s what makes them morons.
I love how the media doesnt care about what Obama said rather that some douchebag was disruptive with two words. -Considerate_Wanderer
It’s almost like it was planned that way, no? One small ambitious shitcaker could move the debate to him and his feelings on how he’s standing up for what’s right, with a simple two word outburst on the biggest stage available.
He’s Joe the Plumber and Town Hall Meetings all over again, rolled up into one, and the media expectedly eats it up because they licked their plates clean last time. You can’t really act shocked. It’s called “Stealing Thunder”. And it’s a pretty common technique to distract, these days.
I heard someone say on the radio yesterday that Americans often follow the player rather then club. Is this true? -ShadowRunKevin
From my experience, it exists but is uncommon. I find that this phenomenon is existent only in American basketball. At least , I’d say it’s more common than the other sports, but still the vast majority of fans are team fans. 8:1 I’d say.
In WW68 you said “Why the government hasn’t made stashes of parachutes a legal requirement for floors higher than the 15th floor after this incident is completely beyond my scope of understanding.”
You can’t understand high school level physics?
Skydivers pull the cord very far from the ground so that their acceleration and velocity have time to slow down. That just isn’t possible with a regular parachute. It’d have to be huge and there’d be a ton of complications like getting stuck.
Most jumpers pull at > 3000 ft to have time to slow down, the biggest building in the world would be a comfortable landing, but most other skyscrapers are less than half that size. -limited_skillz
I’ve seen base jumpers from 150 feet. Thats 15 floors. Your move, Stephen Hawking.
Lol, Jeff Hardy finally got arrested. -rex1440
This isn’t even rock bottom for him. That’ll come in a few months when he listens to his album sober.
Caster Semenya sanction would produce “third world war”, says South African Minister. I have to admit, I thought Germany would be the cause of WWIII…their track record for World Wars was hard to ignore. -CoachGenero
As far as starting world wars, I’ll put “female with penis wins running race” between the invasion of Poland and the assassination of Ferdinand, in terms of legitimacy.
What’s up with black people and turning display radios in electronics stores up really loud? -good_pork
Because their ears have been damaged over time due to extended interactions with the loudest thing on this planet, black women. But seriously, if you like your music loud and are shopping for a stereo, then you should test it loud.
Most underrated snack item? -Crow754
Unfrosted, untoasted, Blueberry PopTarts.
Scenario: you jump out the nearest window to you, how hurt would you get? Let’s assume the smash through the glass does no damage to you; only the fall. -AllHailHypnotoad
Great Question. Into bushes after 3 foot fall. Some scratches, embarrassment and pissed off animals later, I’m fine.
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