Who would win in a fight, the Hamburgler or Grimace? I think I’m going to have to side with Grimace on this one because he looks more fierce -Boboozol00
Though Grimace has a huge weight advantage, he’s got tiny tyrannosaurus arms of which he can’t even use to scratch his own nuts, if he had any. Plus, the hamburglar has prison experience, I bet he fights dirty. I’d say Hamburglar weasels out of Grimaces tiny reach and shivs the purple blob in his back with a spork or happy meal toy, whichever is more dangerous this week.
Familiar with the show “Charmed”? Ever watch it? -Closetdweller
Ill be flipping channels and stop on it because the girls are hot. Then they’ll say something completely ridiculous like “But I thought the Amulet of Hamsammich vanquished him to the netherworld months ago.” and I’ll laugh openly and change the channel.
Favorite chess piece? -GMBrody99
Every time I see a different artists version of a chess board, it seems the bishop is the most open to interpretation and modification. I like variety, so I’ll go with the bishop.
If weed was legalized would you smoke it more, or roughly the same as you do now? BossFoley4
My habit is pretty set, but I would smoke more if it were legalized, if only to cancel out the times that I have problems procuring it.
Michael Cera finally onboard the Arrested Development movie — it’s a go! -MasterofScience
It’s nice of Michael Cera to throw a bone to a dozen of the least talented actors in Hollywood today. I mean, if this hadn’t happened for them, they have no other slightly popular projects to grasp at in hopes of getting work. I’m looking at you, David Cross.
What makes you think you’re so cool? -WhatRichWhat
The fact that I don’t care whether I’m cool or not.
Why all the hate for Juno? -pantlessninja
It’s a movie written by a porn actress failure who stole her best friends problem in high school, exploited her issues, added in an abortion angle to get the movie edgy and controversial, and never gave a dime to the woman who lived the life. What’s there to love? I’ll never see the movie, and talk badly about the author any chance I get.
Does anyone think LARPing might be kinda fun? Not all taken to the nerd extreme where you think it’s real and never break character or whatever….but I think running around and fighting with swords and stuff would be pretty fun. -12ptbucknaked
I would rather go to a renaissance fair. Some women throw down in haystacks at the drop of a hat if you are in character and costume. Even the slightest flirting has been met with a handy. Or so my friend swears. Plus, the costumes seem more comfortable.
Any ideas how to get my gf to open up to anal? No pun intended. -StoneJohnson
If you are having sex with her already, it’s easy. Gonna take a couple sessions. Let her be on top. While shes bouncing on your boystick, reach around and spread her ass cheeks. Circle your middle finger around her anus while shes working on orgasm, she’ll be too busy to say anything. Do this for two or three sessions. Advance on the situation by slowly introducing a fingertip in there. A session later, a knuckle. A session later two knuckles. She’ll pretty much be down for it at this point. Of course a lot of girls think if you like the ass, its because you like pounding dudes. Just a heads up.
If you sleep with a cousin of a cousin, is that incest? I say it’s not because there is no genetic relation. -H4xsawTim
No blood? Good to flood.
I honestly find it impossible to not believe in ghosts, especially when there’s so many eyewitnesses out there who have seen ghosts first-handed. I know a lot of people have told me they’ve seen or experienced some kind of supernatural event, and these people are honest people, who would have no reason to lie, and definitely aren’t the crazy-type.
Even my parents and grandparents told me they’ve seen ghosts, and hell if they would lie about something like that.
So, what’s your take on this? -KSJayCock
It all boils down to people believing in what they want to believe in.They got scared, and don’t want to admit to themselves they allowed themselves to get all worked up over the reflection of moonlight off a window or something.
It sounds like you are insinuating that everyone doesn’t believe in ghosts until they see one and then become converts, where I offer that those who believe in ghosts already are more likely to claim they saw one.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 