If you jerk off and work out at the same time you will work out more as theres more adrenaline, you will orgasm alot harder from the sudden relaxation and you only need to clean yourself up once for two activities. -Dirty_Pants
Way ahead of you, I installed a fleshlight into my rowing machine. One of my greatest achievements.
Your opinion on Mopeds? -mayobacon
A buddy of mine had a few decked out as mini dirtbikes and we used to ride them around his families trails when we were kids. I certainly wish they were more accepted. Cheap, safe, easy on the environment.
If you live in a small town, I say yes. Otherwise, no. Probably to dangerous to ride on the roads. Something you laugh about and don’t change any insurance information for in a car will kill someone on a moped.
Slumdog Millionaire’s story was just terrible. The movie was very well made, but the story just blew. -AuburnU99
Note to directors; just because you have a low budget does not make chases on foot as exciting as car chases. There’s less explosions. Thank you. The first time I saw it, I was on a plane and didn’t have the sound. I thought it was a movie about marathons, there was so much god damned running.
Which is worse: Anime or wrestling? -CleanHarry
First off, I’m giving anyone 18 years or younger a pass on either of them. Kids can be into these without losing respect from me.
But for adults? Anime. Unfortunately, the stereotypes associated with anime are far worse than the stereotypes associated with watching wrestling. Plus, I know fans of wrestling who don’t take it seriously at all. The only people who claim to really enjoy anime without suspending disbelief or the “I’m just watching the technical aspects of the animation crowd” comes off as a horrible excuse to get off on tentacle porn.
If Jesus Christ offered you a hug right now, would you accept, Atheist? -NeoSkywalker
Passing up a hug from Jesus is like passing up a blow job from Isabella Soprano; you just don’t do those kinds of things.
See Watchmen yet? Waiting for your take. -DJKwan&TheBiz
1.) Why are all these people caring about the death of an asshole? They show the Comedian just being a douchebag the entire movie. And everyone is sad when he dies. They show one little scene where he is drunk and presumably is regretful. I just don’t get it.
2.) How is Rorshach able to claim that “someone is killing off costumed heroes” after the Comedians death? It’s only one murder, not a serial killing. Also, if there was one Watchmen that made enemies, it looked like the Comedian was that guy. What as asshole he was. He deserved to be murdered by other Watchmen because he was giving them a bad name.
Good movie, but long. Needed more Ozymandias.
Hey, Elitist Atheist – How does it make you feel to know that it was a Roman Catholic Priest who first proposed what we now call the “Big Bang” theory? -SmallPerformance36
I would wager that he was trying to prove God exists somehow. But, why would finding truth bother someone, dependent on how they were trying to find it? That’s doesn’t make any sense to me, personally.
Why does everyone from Boston think it is the greatest city ever? -AmandaHuggenkiss
It’s a beautiful coastal city where college aged girls are the number one demographic. Thanks to the dozens of gigantic colleges and half dozen or so girls only colleges. If you have never been, then I suggest you go before wondering why 99% of the people who have been there, loves it.
Would you agree that if someone is a High School Football coach, they’re a failure? -HomoforRomo
Depends on their ambitions. If they had dreams of coaching in the NCAA or NFL, then yes, they are failures. If they just want to be a leader to young people and a pillar of the community, then they are not. By my method, you would only know he’s a failure if he admitted it to you.
I miss the XFL. -TKornheisersbaldspot
That scramble at the beginning of the game for the ball instead of the coin toss was fucking BOSS.
If you don’t think Michael Vick has (more than) paid his debt to society then you’re just a racist.-LockBlock
If I (white) get sent to jail for 2 years on racketeering charges, you think my job is gonna let me back?
Rate Minnie Driver out of 10. -Barrelryder
She moderately cute. Nice boobies. In interviews her personality and accent makes her more attractive. Also, I was surprised how well she can sing. 8/10
Did you watch alot of TV when you were a kid? –Imnotalf
I watched Saturday morning cartoons and live sports with my Dad up until we got cable and Nickelodeon when I was 8, I think, then I watched that alot. My sister and I watched A-Team and Dukes of Hazzard on Fridays too. But that was it. Couple hours a week. Granted, there wasn’t much for kids on TV all day when I was a kid. I wasn’t really into the Reagan/Mondale debates.
A Unicorn with a dildo on its head instead of a horn. Dildocorn? Uniporn? Thoughts? -Sizzlean15
My thoughts are to call animal control.
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