The What’s What, Volume 42

Who would win in a fight, the Hamburgler or Grimace? I think I’m going to have to side with Grimace on this one because he looks more fierce -Boboozol00

Though Grimace has a huge weight advantage, he’s got tiny tyrannosaurus arms of which he can’t even use to scratch his own nuts, if he had any.  Plus, the hamburglar has prison experience, I bet he fights dirty. I’d say Hamburglar weasels out of Grimaces tiny reach and shivs the purple blob in his back with a spork or happy meal toy, whichever is more dangerous this week.

Familiar with the show “Charmed”?  Ever watch it? -Closetdweller

Ill be flipping channels and stop on it because the girls are hot.  Then they’ll say something completely ridiculous like “But I thought the Amulet of Hamsammich vanquished him to the netherworld months ago.” and I’ll laugh openly and change the channel.

Favorite chess piece? -GMBrody99

Every time I see a different artists version of a chess board, it seems the bishop is the most open to interpretation and modification.  I like variety, so I’ll go with the bishop.

If weed was legalized would you smoke it more, or roughly the same as you do now? BossFoley4

My habit is pretty set, but I would smoke more if it were legalized, if only to cancel out the times that I have problems procuring it.

Michael Cera finally onboard the Arrested Development movie — it’s a go!  -MasterofScience

It’s nice of Michael Cera to throw a bone to a dozen of the least talented actors in Hollywood today. I mean, if this hadn’t happened for them, they have no other slightly popular projects to grasp at in hopes of getting work.  I’m looking at you, David Cross.

What makes you think you’re so cool? -WhatRichWhat

The fact that I don’t care whether I’m cool or not.

Why all the hate for Juno? -pantlessninja

It’s a movie written by a porn actress failure who stole her best friends problem in high school, exploited her issues, added in an abortion angle to get the movie edgy and controversial, and never gave a dime to the woman who lived the life.  What’s there to love? I’ll never see the movie, and talk badly about the author any chance I get.

Does anyone think LARPing might be kinda fun? Not all taken to the nerd extreme where you think it’s real and never break character or whatever….but I think running around and fighting with swords and stuff would be pretty fun. -12ptbucknaked

I would rather go to a renaissance fair. Some women throw down in haystacks at the drop of a hat if you are in character and costume. Even the slightest flirting has been met with a handy. Or so my friend swears. Plus, the costumes seem more comfortable.

Any ideas how to get my gf to open up to anal?  No pun intended.  -StoneJohnson

If you are having sex with her already, it’s easy. Gonna take a couple sessions. Let her be on top. While shes bouncing on your boystick, reach around and spread her ass cheeks. Circle your middle finger around her anus while shes working on orgasm, she’ll be too busy to say anything. Do this for two or three sessions. Advance on the situation by slowly introducing a fingertip in there. A session later, a knuckle. A session later two knuckles. She’ll pretty much be down for it at this point. Of course a lot of girls think if you like the ass, its because you like pounding dudes. Just a heads up.

If you sleep with a cousin of a cousin, is that incest?  I say it’s not because there is no genetic relation. -H4xsawTim

No blood? Good to flood.

I honestly find it impossible to not believe in ghosts, especially when there’s so many eyewitnesses out there who have seen ghosts first-handed. I know a lot of people have told me they’ve seen or experienced some kind of supernatural event, and these people are honest people, who would have no reason to lie, and definitely aren’t the crazy-type.
Even my parents and grandparents told me they’ve seen ghosts, and hell if they would lie about something like that.
So, what’s your take on this? -KSJayCock

It all boils down to people believing in what they want to believe in.They got scared, and don’t want to admit to themselves they allowed themselves to get all worked up over the reflection of moonlight off a window or something.
It sounds like you are insinuating that everyone doesn’t believe in ghosts until they see one and then become converts, where I offer that those who believe in ghosts already are more likely to claim they saw one.

The What’s What, Volume 20

Is there anyone you would die for? Like, would you dive on a grenade? -Nights_Of_Malted

I don’t think anyone knows how they’d react to that situation until they get there.
I bet 50% of people are surprised with their own reactions. Hopefully, I never have to find out.

Which is worse? Necrophilia, Bestiality, or Incest? -CarmeloDaFellow

Incest is the only one with a victim that could be scarred from the experience, so I guess I’ll go with that.

Would you BANG Paige Davis? -Version4.1

I would rather spend an hour tenderly kneading Samantha Brown with my mouth in any one of her thousands of luxury hotel stays, that little mynx.  Really, I’d just like to have dinner with her.  Most of my feelings stem from her attitude.  Shes got a very refreshing outlook.

If you were a Jedi, would you have likely followed the path of Vadar? -JuggledNuts

Probably not, I’d be able to tell that the Chancellor is dirty.  But I’ll be damned if I’m not sexing up alien ladies.  Also, just to be clear, I’m posting any question you pose as long as you keep sending them from that e-mail address.  JuggledNuts is a great e-mail name.

If the Bible says to love everyone why do all christains hate gays? that seems mighty hypocritical to me. how can a religion with so many obvious problems last so long. -Shawllin

Don’t get confused; Jesus loves everyone, God hates gays.  Seriously though, you are generalizing, you can’t get anyone to agree on anything these days.

The video game industry has grown. Only problem is that they have become an “industry”. This has been beneficial to many people, including gamers. But I can’t help want to go back in time. When the outside world looked at gamers and laughed, while we had fun. It’s not even about the “console wars”, they have and always will be around.
But it feels that our space have been taken over. Not by “casuals” or the so called “hardcore”. But by those same people who laughed at us. Doesn’t even matter what camp they belong to. -blueconsole

Interesting opinion. I guess I just can’t see it that way. I don’t remember anyone laughing at me because I played video games. Though I realize your talking in social generalities, I can’t tell you if they weren’t doing it to me or I just didn’t care enough to notice.
If they did I’d probably just be glad they were laughing with us now, to our benefit, surely.

If you could change to color of your sperm what color would you pick? -SeanAwesome13

Rainbow, no doubt.  If that would happen, I could get a catch phrase for the climax too, something like “Pot o’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!” or something.

Why go to Subway when I could make my own sandwiches at home? And cheaper than what I can pay there as well. No point whatsoever. -CoachGenero

Small price to pay to have your sub made by a “sandwich artist”.  When you get 2 hours of training and a video, then we’ll talk.