Whats the most unique way you’ve killed a bug/pest in your home? -Metsfan43
I emptied a can of Aquanet on a spider and his web in my basement when I was a kid. The thing was frozen in time, the web became stiff and remained there for almost a year, probably.
Ever gone mushroom hunting? -Edgyset717
Only on the golf course with a 5-iron in my hand. Its crazy satisfying to have them explode into spongy pellets and fluffy mist.
My supervisor just texted me “Your an idiot”. The need for ownage is fighting with my need for a job.. What the hell should I do? -Buildinset
*Reply* Idiots don’t know the difference between you’re and your. I’m more of a moron. *Send*
ever smoke resin? JonathanLockes
We make “truffles”. Little one-hitter balls of sticky resin, rolled through the shake and keef of the last bag. Gives you the quick familiar high of shake dust, and the long slow head fuck of resin.
Copying Music is not stealing, it would be like copying a car – MicksedMedia
What if you overhear the music in your friends car? What if you borrow your friends cd? It’s such a slippery slope and full of bad logic from both sides. If the music companies had their way, you wouldn’t be able to listen to it without paying. They’re as phony as the artists who claim when they start playing that its all about the music and bringing enjoyment to other people and then take a check and start asking “Where’s mine?”
would you bid $1 over someone else in price is right? AlnTedBundy
My one time chance to play Plinko? The grandmother next to me should bet the correct price on those golf clubs, cause I am all over that dollar.
If you could decide the setlist a band would play at a live show, what would it be? -MLSOK1
The London Symphony Orchestra and then I’d make them play my favorite pop/rock/rap and video game songs, ending with the Presto from Vivaldis “Spring”.
Dr. Cox > House. -Charcoalsands
Neither show is funny. The problem is that Scrubs is TRYING to be a comedy. House by 12 lengths.
Would you give up your right to vote forever for 5,000 dollars? -TilledDeath
National elections, yes. Local elections, no.
Could you date a worker at a fast food restaurant? This girl at the Chic-Fil-A at the mall is gorgeous. Look like if you were to combine Julia Roberts with Sarah Silverman. -MrLemon
If you can’t, then you are a shallow person who’s going to miss out on good women.
So, some girl where I work is pregnant. (she’s 17) Luckily she’s acting responsible about it and not getting an abortion, so I respect her for that. -11Ghosts
I’m glad you agree with her decision. It’s great that shes “responsible” only because her choices have your approval. The process will be so much easier for her now that she has your respect.
Dealing with someone who is stoned is worse than dealing with a drunk.-FluffPunk
The rate that I get randomly punched in the face by drunks far exceeds that of stoned people.
Us Asians are the only people that still get made fun of right to their faces. -HooktonFonix
You no rikey? Oooooooh, a thousand pahdons!
How many Canadian cities do you know? ManiToby
I know the ones that ever owned NHL teams, the capitals of the provinces, and maybe a handful of others.
If Your girlfriend got raped, would it change your perspective of her? I know saying “no, of course not” is the intuitive reaction because of how terrible the other answer is, but honestly, I don’t think that anyone can say no completely. I mean, you would be horrible to leave her for such a thing, but to not be affected is not possible. I think most people wouldn’t be able to look at them the same again.
To my knowledge I had never been in this situation. I’d like to think I’d act nobly. Depends on alot of things. If she was drunk and made really bad decisions about where to sleep and how much to drink or who to trust, there would be alot more resentment towards her than some guy who breaks into her dorm, threatens her life, and beats her ass to shut up. With some luck, Ill continue never having to know.
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