If I told Christians that I am God, Do you think they would give me money? They seem to believe whatever can’t be proven false. -.Munnkee
If I came into contact with someone claiming to be God, I’d ask for a miracle as proof, and wager Christians would too. It’s a lot easier and there’s more money in saying you speak FOR God, as opposed to being him.
Would you rather have a Gay son or A Slut daughter? -PalletJunkie
Gay son, hands down. Having a slutty daughter would mean I failed as a father. And only uneducated inbred shitcakers would look down on me for having a gay son, and I’m not in the habit of listening to their opinions, anyway.
Favorite constellation? -DeathReception
Orion. Hands down. Also, the seven sisters, Subaru. Not really a constellation, but enjoy scoping it.
“Glee” is such a POS show. I watched an episode of it, and it was absolutely terrible. I will not be returning to that show any time soon. -Awesomo3k
You mean a show cobbled together to ripoff the popularity of the “High School Musical” seems forced and cliched? Who would have thought?
The Overhead or Bicycle Kick Is The Most Spectacular Way To Score A Goal In Any Sport. You have to be a Ninja and good at football to score a goal like that. I dont think any other sport has a move that can win the game as cool as the overhead kick. -HamTam
I would give that nod to either the alley-oop, or that kid from Michigan who lacrossed the puck onto his stick and into the goal from behind the net over the goalies shoulder.
Remember when the Bushbots called French Fries “Freedom Fries”? LoL. -DJJazzyJim
It’s astonishing to me how “Russian Dressing” made it through the Cold War.
What do you think when you hear stories like the one that happened last week in Kansas city, “HS team gives up shutout to allow player with Down Syndrome to score TD”? -PTYarnem
I think that if I was that kid, I would have rather had a 3 yard run that I earned than a TD I didn’t. Kids with a chance of actually making that TD play but were never given the opportunity were passed up so Donnie could walk 12 yards. Let him join a special league for kids like him or treat him like everyone else.
I turn 21 next week and I have no idea how bars work. What drinks should I get? How much money should I have pulled out? -FluffyBuster
If you are going to one bar. Show them your ID and ask for a free drink. A lot of places will buy you a drink on your 21st. Tip big early and drink those all night. Otherwise, bar hop and get free drinks everywhere. The most economical strategy because you’ll likely get a lot of free drinks and you don’t have to tip big because you are leaving soon to go to another bar anyway. Congrats, have fun, and stay healthy.
Bush was an idiot, I get that, but when he was reading to the kids on 9/11 why’d he get flack for finishing the story? What did all of you expect him to do? It seemed like the only intelligent thing to do considering how little information he got, was to finish what he was doing, not cause any alarm, and leave. -SydneyPortopotty
“Kids, thanks for having me here today. Your teacher is going to finish the story for you. While you are important to me, I’m being told there is an issue that I have to take care of right now. The President is a busy man, thank you for understanding. It was great meeting all of you.”
He deserves the flak he gets for this issue, in my opinion. The Presidents job is to handle crisis’, not read to school children. That 7 minutes he spent is 7 minutes people were waiting for every decision that needed to be made by him. When those decisions get pushed back, another 7 minutes worth of decision get pushed back another 7 minutes. He’s the decider, after all.
Corporations or Government? Who do you trust more? -ChaChaWoodruffisretarded
When government screws the littles, it’s called “Corruption”. When cooperations screw the littles, it’s called “Longterm fiscal solvency solution.” Government by 10 lengths.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 