Where do you buy your clothes? PhilbinAddict
Marshalls, TJ Maxx, GAP, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, LL Bean. Thats it. Always.
Gay high school kid named Prom Queen, thoughts? -FoleynJackin12
I don’t think it’s all that cool that he took away the pinnacle moment of some vapid teenage girls life for the lulz. I don’t really care though. At least he’s not reinforcing negative stereotypes or anything.
Do you like cold pizza? -Meyerheimer
Yes. But I find some pizza is actually better the day after out of an oven. Dominoes for one, is better heated up the day after than when they bring it to you, somehow.
I got confirmed today! -SandyKoufaxsprostate
Congrats, now you get to confirm that Father Larrys penis tastes delicious.
What do you think of girls that wear Converses with formal dresses? -OnCloud8
Hey look at me! I’m being individualistic by conforming to what everyone else is doing! Flip flops and high heels are the only appropriate choices.
Do you care if other people do drugs? -Tunapurrito
To an extent. Depends on the drug. Harder drugs like PCP, Meth, crack, and heroin have real social problems associated with them. My tax dollars pay to help get them off of the mistakes they have made. Which I don’t mind as long as the treatment works.
But mostly I have problems with people who have never tried drugs making broad accusations about the effects of them on the user and society. If anything, I have a problem with people NOT doing drugs and then forming an opinion on them based on some propaganda a cop who can’t handle a beat came to their school with.
WHY IS IT WHEN YOU’RE AT THE BEACH HOT WOMEN NEVER TAKE OFF THEIR BRA’S TO TAN BUT FAT WOMEN DO -METROIDRAGE
How else are they compete for attention with hot girls wearing bikinis? Plus, put a rubber band thats too small around your thigh. That stuff hurts.
Did you throw your cap in the air for HS graduation? -MinimusRex
Hell yes, I ripped the tassle off and frisbeed the fucking thing as hard as I could at my dean, sitting on stage. It came about three feet from slicing off his head. It hit an empty folding chair loudly and I laughed my ass off. I looked up, grabbed a cap nearest to my head size and returned it.
Are you people so simple-minded, uncultured, ignorant, and boring that your favorite foods are things like pizza, hamburgers, burritos, and macaroni and cheese? Like not even specific preparations, just those foods in GENERAL?
How can your favorite food be a burrito from Chipotle? Do you not realize how much awesome food there is out there?
YOU CAN DO BETTER CHILDREN -AsianChildKing
A lot of these foods are comfort foods, and are just labeled as favorites because of the nostalgia and warm and fuzzies they get when considering them.
Also, there’s nothing wrong with chain foods. Paid expert chefs are modifying ingredients to better showcase their food. A lot of science goes into making chain foods good tasting, which a Mom and Pop restaurant can’t compete with. Just because ingredients are fresher or more wholesome does not mean that the food is guaranteed to come out better.
The bladder does not help with water retention, once liquid is in it, it does not return up the ureter to the kidneys. Is it a scent marking adaptation? Is it used as an end point for urinary tract infection? What evolutionary pressure forced us to stop peeing anytime we needed to? -jdawg256
I’m going to assume this is a veiled argument of creationism, so I’ll say; Why do Muslims have bladders? If God created everyone in his image, why would Muslims have bladders? Unless you are saying that God is a Muslim, and that’s not gonna go over well at all at your next Bible study meeting.
How can you sneak prescription drugs on a plane if they’re not in your name? -PlayorDie
Buy a pill organizer, the kind with the days on it. Fill it up. Claim you need them to live. Go on your trip.
Did you get to see Will Ferrells “Survivorman” episode? -Nationalsfan18
I still cannot believe what they did with those two buried sticks. That was mayhem right there. Ron Burgandy has brass balls.
Have you heard of this anti-rape implant for women? “Rape-axe”? -HomelessDepot
Which is why I always test my rape victims with a finger first. Gotta beware of that vagina sarlaac. But seriously, it seems like a sad state of affairs when this needs to even be considered.
wtf mate!?? i’ve never been in an office where they make you buy your own coffee. this is an outrage! they should have told me this during the interview! -MormanNailer
Buy a coffee machine. It certainly would ingratiate yourself to the new co-workers. Ask the boss beforehand if it’s okay you do so, maybe he’ll give you the company card.
Keeping count of how many girls you have had sex with is like counting of many drinks you have had. Only pussies count. Real men just keep going. -Blutowannabe
The only difference is when you go to drink a beer, its not mad if you’ve had a dozen more previously in your life.
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