I really, really, really love prison rape jokes, and i don’t think they’re in poor taste at all hell, they’re probably 70% of the reason why i’m a law-abiding citizen, and i’m pretty sure lot of other people agree that they don’t want to go to prison and get married to lorenzo. that’s a deterrent and a half. prison rape jokes keep this country together. -GoSpartans
I agree its probably the greatest deterrent to prison for American men. But, it’s not funny when you think of how many innocent people are imprisoned into this situation every month.
In 1994, How did you feel when Kurt Cobain Died? – Cena_is_God
Shocked that so many people cared. Girls in my class were crying like he sat next to them yesterday. I always thought suicide victims should not be mourned, it was their choice. If anyone I had close ties with committed suicide, I’d take it as a personal insult. He decided his problems were worth more than your friendship. It’s like a break-up, only instead of the dissolution of a relationship with eventual mutual benefits, theres a weak minded simpleton that takes himself too seriously and allows menial problems to outweigh permanent relationships as he forsakes them in one last act of insecurity, selfishness, and retardation.
I can’t stand (heheheh) other handicapped people even though I myself am handicapped. Is this wrong? I’d like to think it’s because I rarely let my disability get me down, so I don’t really think about it, thus I don’t view myself as one of them. Fact is also, that I don’t have a single handicapped friend. -I_Shart_Huckabees
I know this handicapped guy and his attitude of “I can do anything anyone else can do” has become a problem, because he can’t do everything anyone else can do. Sure, he wants to play games, but old people who want to play and can’t throw a frisbee that far, aren’t trying because they know its infringing on other peoples fun. It sounds terrible to admit, but I can’t respect any person that can’t accept their own limitations, whatever their condition.
Have you ever had the urge to shave your wife’s rosebud? – LAMode
I can’t say Im all too familiar with that particular opening. That ones hers. Im a simple guy. I’m pretty meat and potatoes sexually. She can have all the privacy she wants back there. So, no. If she has a hair problem there, I’m blissfully unaware of the issue.
Why does the rest of the country hate Texas so much? -SutherrnBoay
I don’t hate Texas, but I was only there for about an hour, traveling the panhandle from Vegas to Albany. I saw the moon rise in Texas and I actually thought it was a domed lighted building, because the landscape is so flat.
But, when I asked for a pack of Parliament Lights at the gas-station the single-toothed lady said “You’re a long way from Massachusetts, college boy!” Like she was better than me. I didn’t bother to argue I was a college dropout from Vegas at the time. Apparently, Texas only has Marlboros and Camels.
I’m sure if I spent more time there, I’d learn to hate it as much as the rest of America.
my mother owes me money…..should i remind her or just let it go? i picked up some stuff at the mall for her and she said she would pay me back… about $50 worth of stuff….she said she would pay me the next day (this was about a week ago) should i just let it go? or what? -JuggledNuts
Ask to borrow $50.
If she says yes, You have your money back, and when she asks for her money back, you can run with “I thought you were paying me back for that thing.”
If she says no nicely, just walk away going “No big deal, I wanted to do something and I’m $50 bucks short this week, for some reason.”
If she says no meanly, yell at her for being a deadbeat who can’t pay her son back $50 bucks.
What Team Should I Use in Tecmo Super Bowl? Before you say “The Raiders”, I was for a few seasons and need a break from Bo Jacksons awesomeness. -TheDalyFlow
San Francisco has the only play that can’t be stopped. If you choose the pass play with the tight end hooking in the middle of the linebackers, and the defense chooses that exact play, you can still complete the pass to Brent Jones. Pick this play when you need a 1st down, watch the line, and if they blitz, hit the TE. You gotta be quick, with 2 A buttons to choose Jones and a B to throw it to him. But he catches it, every time.
My sister just had a miscarriage. I was excited to be an uncle. -EastGundam
If it makes you feel any better, my dad used to tell me I was a stillborn baby. “We didn’t want you, but you were still born,” he’d say, and laugh. I hope shes safe and you get your chance to be an uncle.
You have to pick one drink and one food to last for the rest of your life. What will you choose? -EnglishFunnel
Gatorade and chinese food. Please dont make me be more specific than that.
so i woke up and my brother is standing over me naked….. and he punched me in the arm 3 times. he found out i used his mach3 to trim my pubes -HairyKrishna
You can’t trim with a Mach3, that’s called shaving.
Go to girls house with 2 good looking girls or not shower eat chips and stay here? Somewhat hard decision… -Chibbers
Go to their house and eat their chips. This way you get to keep your chips.
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