Lol at people older than 13 who bring a glove to a baseball game. -C_HOX518
I dunno. I’ve seen a lot of balls dropped by people without them. I mean, the vast majority of balls are not caught. I wouldnt do it, just because I dont need something to carry around for 4 hours. But, I’m not going to besmirch someone coming prepared for anything, and not wanting to blow their one chance. If I have a ticket to a game where there might be a million dollar home run ball, youd better believe I’ll bring a glove.
Did you hear about that lady giving head for chicken mcnuggets? Best drive thru ever. -Trezzk2
This just seems like an issue of semantics to me. She shouldnt have been exchanging mouth party for dinner. She should have simply asked for a meal, out of the kindness of the mans (or womans, why not) heart, to which shed be so grateful as to want to pleasure the gift-er out of her own volition and physical attraction? If you are trying to convince some morning sex from your girlfriend and she says shes not in the mood because she hungry. So, you grab her two mcmuffins while she’s playing Miles Davis on your bro-trumpet while you tell the red and yellow screened intercom box the order, should she go to jail? It would be funnier if she wasn’t doing it for food. Shes just hungry, people do what they have to.
Brand rivalries are so fucking STUPID. Sony VS Microsoft iPhone VS Droid McDonalds VS Burger King Pepsi VS Coke They all offer similar yet different products. Who gives a shit about which one is “better”? None of them are better than the other because they all have different strengths and weaknesses opposed to the other brand. -ChrisKamanMyMouth
But, thats exactly the point. Because they are similar products with different strengths and weaknesses, people prefer one over another due to these minor differences. Having a preference of one over another is fine, thinking yours is best for everyone else makes you look like an asshole that happens to be retarded.
How do you poop in a public restroom? ie paper guard or hovering? -TDKRIPHL
I can’t go barebowl. I just can’t do it. Cheeks-to-seat isn’t the problem, I’m no germophobe or anything. It’s the design of public toilets. The seating portions are horseshoes, not donuts. I need that TP bridge to cover that little opening at the front of the seat. If my balls or dick even think about brushing that cold porcelain portion inexplicably exposed so that hundreds of people can pee on it, I completely rage out. I carry my balls like a plastic bag full of groceries with no handles over that canyon. What happened there? Who was put in charge of this? “The public toilet situation seems a little easy to wipe, isnt there some way to have a section of the seat hollowed out, so that no one will ever think about touching it?” Get out of here with that noise.
I just discovered that another word for gooch is “grundle.” For some reason I laughed so hard I cried. -Shin.Goku
I’ve also heard it called a “taint”, “nifkin” or a “ballneck”. When you work in commercial kitchens, you chafe terribly down there, constantly. On hot days, cooks are always excusing themselves from the line to “corn starch my nifkin”.
Did you ever get sent home from school because of lice? It was awesome. The scratching and itching was worth the free days off. -RedBread11
Never. And I made sure to take note of the kids that were mysteriously missing from the second half of that day.
Last year there was a girl who talked to me on a few occasions. Each time this happened, I would make my best attempt to keep the conversation going for a reasonable duration of time. We never became friends though. Anyway, I just saw her while I was on my way to class. She did a stop and chat, and she eventually asked if I wanted to get breakfast after my class was over (Who has breakfast at 11:00 AM anyway? That’s lunchtime.). I told her that I couldn’t because I had another class directly after that one. She then walked with me the remainder of the way to the class and gave me a hug before she left. What is your opinion on this situation? What should I do next time I see her? I think she may be attracted to me, but I don’t know if I’m reading her cues properly. If she does find me attractive, then why? My social skills are almost nonexistent, so I’m probably not a very pleasant person to be around. I don’t see why she would take an interest in me unless it’s out of pity. Based on what I’ve said, is it more likely that she just pities me or legitimately finds me attractive for some reason? -BeinChinesey
How the fuck should I know? I don’t know either of you. I can’t tell you what shes thinking as much as you can’t. Stop trying to read her mind and concentrate more on getting the information you want without embarrassing yourself. You should have teased her about eating breakfast at 11. “No, I wont go out with you for breakfast at 11am, but I’ll take you to lunch at 11am, like normal people.” Something like that. Spend lunch with her and she might be more open about her intentions. Dont be afraid to ask what her deal is. Dont fish for compliments “Why me?” junk. During a lull in conversation, mention how you arent quite sure whats shes up to. Ask her what her story is. “You super friendly with everyone, are you? Like meeting new people, do you?”. She might say No, and you know you’re special. She says yes and its “I bet that gets misinterpreted a lot, people getting the wrong impression…” Be tactful. Most importantly, figure it out. Youll regret not finding out.
The Whimsical MetaCognitionist Chronicles 