As it turns out, “Cyber Bullies” are heroes.

The story of Josie Ratley may have come across your TV at some point, recently, and for that I can only apologize. She’s a 13 year old girl who texted hateful messages to 15 year old Wayne Treacy about his brothers suicide. Wayne did not take kindly to the gesture, promptly took a three mile bike ride and put Josie in a coma with his boots. Feel free to google names for news article. I like to do my own research, and leave you to do your own as you see fit.

Before I go any further, I’d like to make clear that I do not condone the behavior of Wayne Treacy. Dude deserves a cell. No question. I am, however, going to take issue with the fact that Josie is being portrayed as some sort of hero on my TV. The part that really got me is when white trash staple turned activist Mom Ratley and her new boyfriend Turdy McLawyerson have the balls to ask for money on early morning national TV. Furthermore, they continue the hypocritical crusade by staging some “Bowling Against Bullying” event. Um, HELLO?!?!? This bitch was trolling. Or, as the news media loves to call it “Cyber bullying”. The piece could, and SHOULD, have been portrayed as a continuation on the argument of cyber bullying instead of completely ignoring it. It should have been used at the situation meritted. “Look what happens when you cyber bully someone. You might end up drinking peanut butter and jelly sandwiches through your arm for a few years. Do they make prom dresses for automatic wheelchairs? Your whole life was ahead of you, now McDonalds will have to find a new cashier.” Instead, The news is canonizing this girl. Sometimes hours after running stories about how cyber bullying is a terrible thing and drives people to suicide.

“Woah, hey, MetaCog” you may find yourself thinking, “The girl is harvested vegetables living in a wheelbarrow, is there really any need for the insults?” Hells yes, and let me tell you why. I am perpetuating the negativity she started because she doesn’t deserve to be the hero here and I’m upset with the hypocrisy of the news. People get put in comas or die every day for getting hit by drunk drivers, being born to the wrong father, or wearing the wrong colored shoes in LA. These are the innocent people that deserve to have some monetary assistance for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. These are the stories I should be hearing about. This drooling, bediapered, shit mop was not at the wrong place at the wrong time. She invented her own destiny by bringing negativity to the wrong person at the wrong time. People are put in comas every day for being an actual innocent victim. This girl was nothing close. She brought negativity to someone stemming from a superiority she thought she had because his brother committed suicide.

Again, the repercussions were not justified. Wayne should go to jail. There’s already like ten wrongs in this story, and few, if any rights. I wager the world is cured of Josie’s personal text trolling issue, though be it from her losing the cognitive function to recognize a cell phone. In any event, the entire horrible situation possibly leads to avoiding you or someone you love any unnecessary negativity, should you have had the future misfortune of ever having met this straw-breather, who looked the same in all her before pictures as she did after a ten minute boot stomping. Or, it may have saved your life had you made the mistake of getting on the wrong side of Wayne Treacy, someday. The only things that will never change for the better, is Ann Curry asking a question to a person sitting in front of her that is not in the script even though millions of people are asking their TVs, and my continuing failure to consider morning news shows journalism.

The What’s What, Volume 92

Do you think the next GTA will be able to break the single day sales record again? MW2 made it pretty tough. -DaGaym

Well, something will, at some point.  MW2 will not last forever, I promise. Even if it takes MW3.

Going to the circus Friday. Haven’t been to the circus since the 6th grade. I’m going to ride the elephant.  -MightyMaybe

And a clown will likely molest you. They’re like the priests of carnivals, don’t let the makeup fool you.

lol this girl gave me a bj in bathroom then made out with my friend.  Then i was standing with a different friend and her and joking about it. And i told her to suck that friends dick and she did for 10 seconds. Then she went inside and made out with the other friend again. He knows nothing about it and its his regular booty call. Little does he know we both had sex with her in the past.  LMAO if only he knew. A girl just sucked two of his friends dick then made out with him within a 30min period. This is not a white trash situation either. This is a hot 105lb asain chick that works for abercrombie.  Ugh im surrounded by bad people. This is why i dont trust anyone anymore. Including myself. -HimandEric

I can’t tell if you are bragging about this?  Even if this is true, it paints you as a really bad friend.  I just don’t understand the brotherhood fraternity mentality of friendship. Its more like torturing dozens of each other into emotional bribery and blackmail instead of just building a few trusted relationships with partners in crime.  The groups of friends that you want getting your back in fights, are not the ones you want in a successful real life where there aren’t brawls breaking out, commonly. Just a heads up.

My Favorite nfl Player Is A Second-String Player, is that weird?  -ArkoftheGovernment

Since mine is retired, Barry Sanders, I say no.

So we’re about one season away from E3 2010 in Los Angeles; What are YOU hoping for this year? -BestServant

I’d like to see a good crop of innovative software titles, and less of the wii motion control shenanigans catered to from Sony and XBox.  I’d like the sandbox genre to continue to get more popular, expansive, and varied. I’d like for Nintendo to drop an Animal Crossing for the Wii. A new one and everything. Seriously. Those three and it’s going to be an expensive season for me.

What exactly is a plea of “No Contest”? I dont really understand it. -NinjaFlapper

From what I understand, people only use it when they accept a plea bargain from the Law but want to be able to defend themselves in civil court.

Played the Just Cause 2 demo yet? -DynamicBarbarian

Yes.  Also, I bought the game Day 1.  It’s amazing.  Huge open world.  Your main method of transportation is a parachute/grappling hook combo.  The missions are varied and fun, I highly recommend it.

Pugs are seriously the best dogs of all time. -RileyV113

A buddy of mine’s girlfriend has one and besides the fact that its ugly as hell and fires the nastiest smelling shitfire acid on his belongings unless he takes it to the vet/groomers every two weeks to get its rectum squelched, it’s really a nice pet.  You should get a couple.

My buddy keeps going on and on about how the Simpsons are not funny and how Family Guy is a way better cartoon.  Whatever, it’s an opinion, but he feels superior to those who prefer Simpsons. Anything I can tell him to shut up? -FreeBoobies

I’d wager Seth McFarlane considers the Simpsons an inspiration.  It’s cool to have a preference, but to call the Simpsons not funny, even if you think it’s true, makes you seem overemotional about the topic to the point where your credibility is a serious concern.