The What’s What, Volume 51

-Had a great night with friends girlfriend
-I tell her my friend really doesn’t want to be with her
-The next day she makes moves on me
How should this situation be dealt with?  -The_Coon

If you friend is mad at you, you fucked up, and you’re a traitor.
If he’s happy cause she’s gone, then the pain is temporary, you did them both a favour, you get to feel her boobies, shes your problem now, and you’re a traitor.
Unless he told you to do it, which you claim he didn’t, then you threw him under the bus for your own perceived gain, regardless of the situation now. You were considerate of your own selfish feelings over your friends, you should have consulted him first. But whats done is done, good luck.

THE HAPPENING IS SUCH A GARBAGE MOVIE. how could you like it? The acting was terrible and it rivals Gran Torino. The plot was DECENT but overall it was completely stupid. Marky Mark sucked ass in this movie. -.Munnkee

I don’t blame the acting as much as I blame the writing. That dialog was embarrassing and, ultimately, distracting. And I think the actors took the heat for that. The stunts were cool. I really didn’t think it was that much of a stretch to think that plants could evolve a defense mechanism against their greatest natural enemy.  But people are all LoL about it, so I guess I’m wrong.

Do you consider yourself to be racist? -TK420

You tell me. I notice tendencies in races, but never judge one for them. Also, I intentionally never bring race into a conversation, though I see people doing it all the time. It embarrasses me, as a white person.

Why do spiders need eight eyes and eight legs? That’s just being greedy tbh. -UnpredictablePenguin

Are you saying we should be investing in research to transplant spider appendages to other animals, or is this a profound theological rhetoric aimed at an imperfect designer?

damnit, my roommate has been in the tv room with his date all fucking night. i want to play some fucking resident evil, why can’t they just go sit in his room and talk? they were in there when i went out, they were there when i got back, and they’re still there, wtffffffffffffff -Dashoon

“I want to play some FPS, but my roommate is trying to get some. He is so selfish!”  Just so we’re on the same page. This is what you are claiming, in a nutshell?

WTF, why can my Ps3 play Ps1 games but not Ps2 ones? -Archetype66

Because the PS2 is still selling. Once it goes away, in a couple more years, they’ll be a firmware update and we’ll be set.

Have you ever been adiccted to a drug? -UncleSkar

I’ve definitely abused drugs, but I don’t think I have ever become addicted. That is to say if I experienced withdrawal symptoms, I blamed the cause on something else.

So what happened in history around this time last week that made google go all morse code? -Oysterfarmer

Samuel Morse’s Birthday. But, they really should not be honouring him.  Sure it was important then, but its completely irrelevant today. It’s not like he even invented the telegraph or anything. He just made up an alphabet. Okay, so an American perfected an antiquated technique for a fossilized piece of equipment.  That deserves recognition? Who wrote the owners manual for the cotton gin? Shouldn’t his birthday be recognized too?

favorite underrated combination? mine is fritos and salsa – gasmaskedcasket

Watermelon sherbet with chocolate chips is my favorite.

so how long until Twitter goes away? I give it another 3 months, tops. -CharlieStone75

Until the ad revenues make it unprofitable, which at this point will never occur.  The “buzz” surrounding it will die soon, its pretty much jumping the shark now.

I want to see every high school/college whore burn. I want to see them drown in the flames of disgust and torment, let them see what happens when you unleash filth and promiscuity upon the young world.  -InternetDick

Why would you want to kill the practice girls? They’re doing your future wife a solid by teaching how to please women. Of course I’m using the term “teaching you” loosely because it’s obvious you’re only upset that the girls who will spread their legs for 95% of men have included you in the “no-dice” 5%.

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Little Jacob was the best NPC in GTA4 -SupahVillunn

Him and Packie were my two favorites. Alot of people were Brucie Boosters, I never really got that. LJ’s guns were the best perk of anyone, though, by far.

If you wear a cannabis leaf shirt or other weed related clothing garments, you need to get a life. seriously, how pathetic must you be for weed to become such a key part of your personality that you have to alter your fashion sense to suit it.  -LoltheDice

So, by your logic, we’re not allowed to wear clothing promoting sports teams or bands, or wolf shirts, also, right?

Seriously, has there been a nation in history who has done LESS to be proud of than Norway? My GF’s parents are Norwegian, and they’re all about stupid Norwegian heritage crap, they love to make fun of Swedes and other Scandinavians, they eat weird Norwegian food (Lutefisk, Lefsa), and other stupid **** like that.  Seriously, don’t they realize that there’s NOTHING cool about being Norwegian? -MarkareshExpress

They descend from Vikings, among the best ****-talkers in history.  Its in their blood.  Everyone is allowed to be a little proud of their heritage I suppose.

So since Chad Ochocinco wants out, what happens if that team already has a number 85? -AlbinoGorilla

Dunno, be even better if the Bengals kept him and changed his number to 11.

Best donut at Dunkin Donuts? -Flank.Roast

Blueberry Cake. I also like their toasted coconut and the chocolate creme filled.

My prom this weekend, is going to be great.  It ends at around five in the morning, which is the perfect time to ditch everyone, drive out to the east side of town, and find a spot overlooking the advancing floodwaters.

Humongous body of water? Check.
Thrill of possible danger it can cause? Semi-Check.
Sunrise glistening over the ripples, radiating outwards and creating a halo over her cornstalk blonde hair? Check.
Condom? Check

Sex is so much better when its done outside in front of a sunrise.  -shammy2012

“I’m so glad its just you and me here, overlooking the massive amounts of property damage and countless drowned domesticated animal carcasses floating about…. Just makes you want to take your pants off, doesn’t it?”

Would you accept a clone of yourself as a son or daughter instead of a normal child? -.J.

Yes. I’d be able to give myself a head start on the things I succeeded at, theoretically enhancing who I could be.

Do you believe waterboarding is torture? -DomoNique

Well, it sure isn’t foreplay.

Do you eat the pieces of bread at the top and bottom of a loaf of bread? BeaverEater

Nope, they are either used to make cookies soft or bird food.

have you ever stopped being friends with a girl because she wouldnt date you? i’m asking because this has happened to me like 3 times in the past 4 months. -MizzJayden

Me?  No, not personally. But don’t blame them, they are just the honest ones. Easy to prove. Offer all of your guy “friends” a sexual encounter.  They will say “Yes, please.”

Bob Dylan, as a musician, is severely overrated. -RorshachGimmick

He’s an awesome guitarist and lyricist, not so much a vocalist.  He had a lot to do with the social revolution of his time period, which probably would make him seem overrated to the kids of today.  Because the older crowd reacts to his music the way they do. Nostalgia and experience can’t be passed from generations.

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Allison Iraheta from American Idol is very cute. Agree? -ztuntz

I couldn’t disagree any more.  She looks like Miss Piggy to me.

Is it just me, or is the intro to Pineapple Express trying to send a message to people? Although I cannot agree more, I think the herb makes everything so much better, for me its like the ultimate anti-depressant. But, the problem with feeling good all the time is that it tends to have the effect of making people take down their defenses. Smoking weed gives me the mindset of opening up to people and having the urge to want to help others. That’s what the entire hippie generation was all about. But, the problem is, when we take down our defenses and all we try to talk about is a peaceful Utopian society, it can get us killed. Enemies would completely ignore our plea for a peace, and they will do what every dominating species does, try to control us.  -psychicnewt

Great example of the other issue of smoking pot, “Over-thinking comedy movies”. Well illustrated, sir.

Freedom Tower renamed “One World Trade Center”.  Thoughts? -DZDeere

Good. Crashing those planes into the towers was just saving us having to tear them down to improve the lot. Let them think that.

Should “Under God” be removed from the pledge? -DonFlamenc0

I think it should be removed because it gives terrorists the impression that we are fighting Holy Wars with them. If you have ever seen terrorist propaganda, they reference the Pledge, the inauguration, and are court system of using bibles to uphold truth as evidence that we hate Muslims and the Islamic religion.

“I love you. I just thought I’d throw that out there.”
We’ve only been together for about 6 months.
I just replied being like “You can’t say that through a text! You’re drunk anyway. Tell me again when you’re sober.”
To which I was asked whether it would even be accepted anyway or is it too early to be saying such things.
I haven’t replied. How awkward. -Polishgnocci

Text back; “Love has no minimum time requirement.” You want to allay her fears of bringing it up, without giving away your hand.

Is it ever appropriate to kiss a girl on the cheek? Seems kinda gay. -Gargantuwon

The majority of women in my life I kiss on the cheek; my wifes friends, my friends that happen to be girls, my friends girlfriends and every family member. How is kissing a girl in anyway shape or form gay anyway?

Seriously, you’ve got the son of freaking god at your dinner table and you sell him out for a few shiny coins? Coins that Jesus could conjure up from thin air? Was Judas retarded? -Albatross_Beach

Didn’t the Gospel of Judas claims that Jesus asked him to betray him? I remember having a pretty elaborate theory tying the removal of his Gospel with the basic fundamentalism of Faith. I might have been stoned, also, though.

I gotta be honest. I don’t like it in movies or magazines when girls just show one boob at first. It’s stupid and annoying. I don’t want to see just one. I want to see all of them and I want to see them now! -LGRaver

Like that one tit-tease, Kristen Davis. My favortie part was when you said “all of them” and not “both” just in case someone has a half dozen under there.

Corn Pops: Yay or Nay? -Crow754

They get soggy too quick. I eat them all the time as a snack out of the box, but with milk? That’s a big nay.

I couldn’t get it up yesterday when I was about to have sex. -dagupe

It was your golden retrievers lucky night, I guess.

My friend told me he was thinking of hurting himself because is Fiancee, girlfriend for three years, broke up with him. I told him a bitch isn’t worth your life, here’s what you got to do. Go out, fuck a bunch of random bitches, live your life, your 19 years old, you don’t need to settle down right now. He just looked at me and said he’s not like that and that nothing could fix the way he felt. I got up and said well good luck then, and left him with one finaly quote amongst everyone in my group of friends “Bitches be crazy, you never know what they gonna do, all you know is what comes when you stick your dick in them.”  Buddy_Christ

A simple “I’ve had my heart broken too. It sucks, but time will fix it.” would have been way more helpful then telling him the way he is feeling is wrong.

Your opinion on they might be giants? -Lamerooster

Ive been down with them for like 20 years. Never have an accordion and horns sounded so consistently bad-ass. I really wish they were able to release their DuDo commercials.

What would happen if a college team put on tv sanctions makes it to the national championship game? -Minumus

The NCAA would never allow a situation where they couldn’t make money off of volunteers.

The What’s What, Volume 46

I just lost my virginity!  -EyemurGod

Congrats! Good thing you learned to hold the tail, or it would have been uncomfortable.

Sometimes I seriously feel like the only person I know who will gladly listen to something someone else recommends me. And by listen to it, I mean from beginning to end. Oftentimes I’ll recommend a song or artist to a friend and he’ll start the song, but skip to random segments until he reaches the end. Then he’s surprised by how much he doesn’t like what he heard. No shit, you douche.  If you had discovered the song on your own you’d like it much more (assuming you liked it in the first place). -DaMastah5

Because it’s obvious from the beginning that they aren’t into it? They should have to stomach an extra 3 minutes of something uninteresting because your opinion demands it?  Music is like taste, subjective acquirement. Stop forcing your vegemite onto people.

How long will it be until we stop blaming everything bad that happens on Bush? -caucasian_child

Depends on who you voted for.

My girlfriend is pissed at me because I chose to play pokemon over sex with her…wtf? HaterBlaze

That’s why you purchase a DS or PSP, to play videogames WHILE having sex.

My roomate didn’t bring a computer with to college, so I’ve let him use mine to check his email two or three times. Last night I did it again, but I left the room to get a drink of water. When I came back, he clicked off a porn site. I should’ve said something then, but I was tired and didn’t feel like a confrontation, so I pretended I didn’t see. How can I politely tell him to fuck off next time he asks? -Cool-Aid

Yeah, you should be the only one looking at porn on your computer.

Curt Schilling: Baseball Hall of Famer? -Acuevsa66

For being epic in clutch situations, yes.

What’s more aggravating; Ignorance or Arrogance? -JoePlantation

Ignorance can be excused with apathy.  There’s really no excuse for arrogance.

You like Panera sandwiches? -MtRushless

Nah. I find them way too expensive to have someone put a frozen sandwich in a George Foreman grill for two minutes. I really like thier muffins, scones and coffee. Thats what I get when my wife forces us to eat there. It was way better when it was Au Bon Pain back in the day.

“No Diggity” is still the greatest R&B or Hip hop song of the past 15 years. -Rocketperson4

I’m gonna go with either “Bump n Grind” or “That girl is poison” for me personally.

Even if Michael Jackson did bad things to little kids he’s still one of the best artists ever. -Aldn45

Yeah! Talented people should be able to put their fingers wherever they want! They’re talent is more important than some nobody’s asshole and dignity.

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If Osma is caught under Obama’s watch, what does that do to the right wing dickheads like Hannity and Limbaugh? -mus1cel1t1st

Hannity and Limbaugh trip over each other to claim that it was Bush’s policies that did the work, and that the trillions of dollars spent on the war has now been justified.

My brother has been a self-centered douche for the last month and today my mom went into hospital for a check up, nothing major, and we were tasked with cleaning up the house for when my mom got back.

Predictably he refused to do any work leaving me to do all the chores whilst he loafed around the house all day. I finally had enough and when he went outside for a smoke I stole the power cable to the xbox360 and hid it in my safe.

So now he’s all mad at me and demanding I give it back, should I try and resolve the situation diplomatically and strike a deal or shall I just refuse to give it back to him at all?  -HallamanCX

Hes just going to end up doing something worse to you. If you want this escalation to continue, it could end up worse for everyone involved.  You should have done half the work and let your mom handle him when she gets home.

How many different jellys/jams are in your fridge right now? -TimSchone23

Polaner seedless raspberry is the only way I roll.

Would you rather have a million dollars, or a day pass to the world’s only Dinosaur petting zoo? Keep in mind this petting zoo will only last for a day. All of the Dinosaurs are tamed and will not eat you. You will be the only person in the history of mankind to ever see and touch living, breathing Dinosaurs. -BlankMedia

Great question, though a bit flawed. After I wrote a book about how awesome it was to be the only person to handle dinosaurs, I’d make more than a mil. Not to mention the skin and hair samples I’d pocket.  So I figure I can do both, thats the only flaw.

You find out your Dad is cheating on your Mom. You’re in college so you’re on your way out of the house anyway, but you have a younger sibling. Do you tell your mom, or do you give your dad a high five? -LowAltitude4yer

Extort him for what you can now, because likely you’ll never see him again.

Mixing a laundrymat and tanning salon is the most random business combination I have ever seen. -M4j0rB1s0n

Thats actually a smart idea.  There was a place in Wheaton, Maryland called “Bubba Louie’s Beef BBQ and Adult Video” I noticed when visiting my uncle.  I would not eat pulled pork or any form of moist meat from a porn store.

I don’t eat the pizza crust on the end, my palate is far too sophisticated for that nonsense.  -Soufcentral212

I completely agree. It’s the handle. That like eating shrimp tails, or steak bones, or like drinking the coffee and then eating the mug.

Sylvia Browne is the biggest con artist in American history. There’s a lot of youtube videos out there that show just how wrong she is when she’s on Montel. Check them out if you want a great laugh. But it also angers me to see the people that are devastated when she gives her “readings” that are completely false. -Grapedrinker

Some people choose to trade rational cognition for a little closure, I guess.  I’d rather have the truth or nothing than an ugly muppet guessing, but to each their own.

This girl in the slow class at school claims to be the reincarnation of Hitler because she took an internet test. When the teachers told her that she wasn’t the reincarnation of Hitler and that he was a horrible man, the girl started crying and screaming. After arguing with them for a good 5 minutes, she hit one of the teachers and got sent to detention. I gotta say, it was pretty entertaining.  -MaroonNoon

Tell her you are the reincarnation of Eva Braun. And that she has to ingest your seed for the reckoning to begin. It’s not every day you get an opening for oral from a retard. You best capitalize.

Heath Ledger won the Oscar because hes dead. He sucked as the joker and his best role was for being a homo.
He doesn’t have the acting chops of a legend like Sylvester Stallone. That guy would never play a homo if his life depended on it. -MetsUpset

He was good. But it seems like this Oscar was a cop-out. HL wasn’t good enough for a lifetime achievment award, but they wanted to honor him, so they just shuffled this one his way. I don’t think Alan Arkin even opened the envelope before saying “andtheoscargoestoheathledger”. All the other nominees reactions looked like they had no plans to get up. The whole thing seemed kind of phony.

Let’s say you found out a gay man was masturbating to pics/videos of you. How would that make you feel? Would you be flattered, angry, confused, or something else? -Shift8isAsterisk

I’d probably become his cam whore and make some PayPal bank, while learning about him personally and blackmail him if he gave me an opening.

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So, its been a month since I’ve talk to my ex-gf of 2 years. And like 5 months since we broke up now. Is it weird that she has a new bf and all, but I still have the urge to call when I get plastered? I just wannna see how things are going, I have no shot at getting her back even if I really wanted to. -SaabLava

The only thing worse than letting her win, is letting her know that shes winning.

Winny or Topenga? Be the tie breaking vote in my fraternity survey. -KeggaBrew

Winnie in a landslide, Topanga was whiny and ugly.  I can’t believe that this is close.

If you lived in the Middle Ages, would you murder someone?  Would you do it if there were almost no chance of getting caught, no chance of even being suspected…would you do it to the person you hate the most? -zombeeviktim

Wouldnt I have to worry about retribution from Tarbashkor; God of Fire, Lambs Wool, and Premeditated Murder or something?

My grandfather is willing me his stamp collection, he claims it’s worth $30k. He’s got about 25-35 binders full of stamps from almost every country. He’s been collecting them since he was 10.   Thoughts?  -da-grebb

If you aren’t adding to the collection, sell it. When an emergency comes, you’ll get far less than the actual value because you’ll need the money immediately and have no time for collecting reasoned bids from interested parties.   The baseball card industry is almost wiped out, and with e-mail becoming more prevalent the stamp collection industry is struggling also. It was a hobby for old people, and is likely to die with his generation.

Do you HONESTLY believe the world will end in 2012? -PijjunEnglish

Nope. Unfortunately all the other doom sayers have turned the whole Armageddon thing into “the boy who cried wolf” for me personally.  If there really is a threat, Im unlikely to pay it any attention because I’ve been desensitized to the fear mongering.

Do you  know of any music stores that might carry keytars? -Fridgefeet

Congratulations on being the first person to ever wonder about that since 1992.  Much luck in your search. Remember to frost your tips after crimping them, not before.

If a god proved it’s existence to you personally, would you worship it? -rsieg23

I would thank him for his efforts, and ask him how I could repay him.  If he wants my effort of Sunday worship, he’ll get it. If he wants charity and tithes, he’ll get it. Maybe he just wants me to be a good person to others and enjoy his effort, I’ll do that too.

When Bumblebee got his voice back in the movie, he should have sounded younger. Sounded like an old ma. -PhilAnthropissed

That whole voice losing scenario was a complete trainwreck.  That, and the only black Transformer died, like it was a joke or something.  Character development was a consistent failure throughout the movie for me, personally.

The army recruiters just  called and my mom answered and instead of telling them I wasn’t here she had to be a dumbshit and give the phone to me so I just hung up. They heard me talking before I did it too. Am I going to jail? -BidzX420

While its good you aren’t wasting their time, you could have made it clear like a rational person.

there’s noththing cuter than your girlfriend wearing your clothes, amirite? -irulehyruleido

Agreed, I used to have a girlfriend who would change into my clothes the second she came over, football jersey and boxers.  Cute as hell.  One bitch robbed me of some of my best Eddie Bauer gear and the only way I found out it was her because her new boyfriend was wearing my stuff when I saw them together.   That **** REALLY pissed me off.

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How do you like your eggs? -CowPlow

Benedict > McMuffin > Scrambled

Should I sue my company for only giving me 2 days off every month? The pay is good, but this is rediculous…
My spine can’t take much more. -samurai_ninja

You won’t find a lawyer, your effort would be better rewarded finding a new job.

Seriously, WTF @ Puerto Rico, wtf is it’s purpose? What does the U.S. get from PR? Why is it still “part” of the U.S.? I honestly don’t know besides moderately hot bitches, what the **** does puerto rico do besides use their government benefits? -MannequinPenis

I had an excellent time in my three hour layover to Saint Thomas. I gambled and got drunk with pleasant friendly people. It didn’t dawn on me to ask them their purpose as Americans.

This chaffing is unbelievable. I just went running and my thighs are killing me. Do you know how to stop this? -Gabriel_Vagoda

Corn starch, an old kitchen trick, for summer days over the oven. Works like a charm. Don’t let someone trick you into using flour unless you want a nut slurry thing happening. It’s turns your nuts into dumplings.

It’s funny when people look down on college students who have their tuition paid for by their parents. There is nothing wrong with it. tons of parents save up to pay for their kids schooling. you wouldnt turn it down if offered -WendyMcDonalds-King

While there is nothing wrong with it, I think its very fair to say that if you work to pay for your own college tuition, you’ll get more out of schooling. Im my experience, you could say this about 99% of college students. People who get their college paid for by Mommy and Daddy are more likely to slack, I guarantee.

How would you survive in prison? i would either go the “crazy man” route and eat as much as my cellmate’s face as i could before being sent to solitary OR would use my devilishly good looks and become the biggest black dude in the joint’s moll cuz what happens in prison stays in prison amirite? -remembertheheroes

Kill them with kindness. Instead of rapings, offer alternatives, like “snuggle time”.

Better Black Star Wars character? Lando owned a city in clouds, rescued Han Solo and destroyed a Death Star.
Mace killed Jango Fett, but got killed by Palpatine. Lando wins. -CloudyRoddyPiper

Lando was a traitor though, can’t omit that. He turned Han in, so at least rescuing him is a wash. And technically, you could say that it took the Emporer AND Darth Vader to bring down Mace. Its closer than you think.

do you get depressed when it rains? normally im in a good mood around this time of day, but today i just feel like shit. -HazyTrain

I enjoy rainy days, and thunderstorms make me feel spiritual. So, no, I don’t get depressed because of the rain at all.

Are there any nude scenes in The Shawshank Redemption? I plan on watching it on the plane when I go back home.
I’d rather avoid awkward moments with the people next to me. -Ericle556

It’s only the greatest movie of all time. Make sure your hang-ups prevent you from seeing it, though.

Can I get a haiku on the Sox new uniforms? -Tammyqube

New threads for Red Sox,

Though the conflict continues,

Red Sox clothes are blue.

had an interview last week and I was just called back today and asked to come in for a second interview. I am just wondering what to expect in this second interview, what is generally talked about or asked. In the first interview they just explained to me about what I would do, asked why I thought i would be a good candidate, and if i was comfortable with certain tasks. -Poggingfuriously

You should learn what you can about the company. That shows that you are serious about the job.
Plan to ask your own questions about the company, not too cheesy. “I noticed you have been in business for 40 years. Has it all been in this building?” Try to come in with knowledge of the job you would be filling. They might want to know how easy your assimilation will be. Also, there might be tricks. “What colour tie was I wearing on Monday?” Was someone there that isn’t for the second round of interview? “Where is Tracy? I hope shes okay.” Good luck.

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Think Fast!!!! First five words that come to your mind when you hear the word…….’Mormon’ -jt6667_usa

I only need 2, cause its the two I only ever think about; Magical Underpants.

Bukake is sexy? I have no idea why I’m watching this.  Also, Blacks on Asian, oh yes. -.Served.

I don’t get it either.  Doesn’t look very personal.   I didn’t even know Blacks on Asians was something to be down with, either.  So, thanks for the knowledge drop, I guess.

Have you ever cussed out your employer? I did but in a jokingly manner. Otherwise no. I would get fired obviously. -DaNagotiatior43

When I worked in a kitchen this happened from every employee on a daily basis, to their face and everything, sometimes while working during a busy rush.  It hasn’t happened yet in my office job.

And after telling yourself you won’t go back, you give in and she really convinces you she messed up and it won’t happen again. But then, a few days later, she says she needs time to think about the relationship, because she doesn’t want to “hurt your feelings like that ever again.” You do what? -Rambo9914

I like how her re-leaving you is actually a sign of her maturity.  Dump the drama.

You like your girls with heels?  Or do you want someone who can run fast if a gunshot breaks out and who you don’t have to carry?  -DairyReam

Sneakers or flip-flops, 90% of the time. Heels don’t do it for me at all, they just look too uncomfortable, and I don’t find discomfort sexy.

Which do you believe has the highest probability of actually existing: Aliens or God? -HisPrezzence

If God exists, he probably created aliens.  Even a test planet Earth, at the least.  Aliens cannot create God, unless you consider him a human creation to begin with.  I’m gonna say aliens, just based on the math.

What’s with all the Twilight hate?  Some nerds went to see the Bond movie without girls, then you saw all the couples and hot girls in line for twilight and you got jealous, right?  -supervamp

It couldn’t possibly be that the author re-wrote 400 documented years of some of the greatest villains of all time to make her teenage girl drama fest, could it? No, of course not, its because people are jealous of others being in happy relationships, as always.

but a bunch of the seniors think it is hilarious to roofie pledges and just see how f***ed up they are. I think it’s f***ed up but as a sophomore I don’t have alot of say in what goes on. I mean some of these kids are literally on the ground. Oh well all in good fun, hazing ftw.  -HEY_NICE_SHOES

This forum wasn’t created so you could try out excuses for why there is a cabinet full of the date rape drug in your frat house.  I’m sure none of those pills make their way into girls drinks, its just to give to other guys, of course.  As long as we can agree that it’s okay to drug someone without their permission as long as theres no penis smuggling involved, we’re all clear here, shitcaker.

Are you Atheist to any notion of a God or Creator or just Theist God’s? -DelcarmenAce

Though I don’t believe there is any God, I don’t have a problem with people who choose to do so.  If someone believes they had a spiritual experience in their lives, who am I to disagree with them?  I do have a problem with a lot of religions, in particular, the problems that are caused or perceived as solved FOR a God.  I think if God had a problem with a situation he could solve it himself, and doesn’t need humans talking for him.