The What’s What, Volume 125

Why do people fuck with the lights off?  Sad people. -fullquietcasket

I can think of many reasons.  Heightens other senses. People (read: mostly women) can be sensitive about their bodies and the dark alleviates the situation. Myself? I can get off on just her smell and warmth. Half the time my eyes are closed, anyway.  I don’t care, so if she has a preference, it happens.  But it’s tough getting them to turn off the lights in the leather accessories department of JC Penneys.

Do you ever actually remember being an infant?  I am constantly reminding my family of OLD events, and other things. I specifically remember these old time things. All totally random, and seemingly uneventful to another person.  -Laistered
I have memories of events from when I was a toddler, but I don’t remember being an infant or anything.   I never get nostalgic about shapes and colours or think to myself “Wasnt it great when I sat around eating fruit cups and crapping myself?” and “Boy, that Elmo really was a complex, thought-provoking bastard. I remember when he said four, THEN FIVE, and it blew my mind.  Good times, man.”
If you were homeless where would you sleep?  I feel like I would sleep in a laundromat. -yoopderpgurble

If I had nowhere to go and no one to turn to? County Jail on some repeat non-violent racket. Pick a nice county, too. Painted concrete was my college dorms. 3 hots, a cot, a library, work release, internet time.  I’m not a huge fan of the beach.  Long term, anyway.
People don’t know about Fluff outside of New England.  Can you help to spread the joyous word?  -BeefMW
I know.  I was looking for a fluffernutter in Las Vegas and everyone thought I was asking for a sex act.  Although, eating peanut butter and fluff on toast does make my boy parts tingly. 
So I just found out some people don’t flush the crap before wiping…..what in the name of god is wrong with people?  You just sit there literally like 18 inches above a pile of your own shit?  That is freaking disgusting.  -CifarettoASD
Have you ever seen a video of the air flow of toilet during a flush? Youd think it gets sucked into the drain, but youd be wrong.  It pools up low and gets fired like a mini-mushroom cloud about a foot above the toilet.  If you sit there and flush, you’re actually hyper blasting a fine mist of your shit musk onto your penis, balls, cheeks and anus.   While we wave our hand through it and wash our hands, you sandblast your junk, wash your hands, adjust your pants, have a dorito and eat your own shit.  We win, sir.
The longer it goes on, the more it feels like Sandusky is going to get off for some reason. -Animadopt13
I just can’t believe the way this case has been handled.   It’s like “My Cousin Vinnie”.  All these vetted, successful, experienced legal analysts on TV are saying things like “I don’t see exactly what kind of defense they are trying to build here.” and “If I am in defense of a client, I prefer to let the prosecution have to prove these crucial pieces of information.” and “I am in the habit of not letting my client whos been accused of child rape on national television interviews saying hes attracted to young boys.”   OJ got off because he had great lawyering.  It doesn’t really feel that way to me this time around. 
What do you use to wash your face?  Men’s face wash and stuff like that? I don’t really ever get acne or stuff like that anymore, but my skin is a little bit oily sometimes.  Anything you’d recommend?-wastedwarr1or
Ever since I was a kid, my sisters filled the shower with Apricot scrub. Anything I have used since has either left me feeling dry, filmy or still dirty. Its really is the greatest stuff ever. Now that I shave my head, I scrub my entire bald bean with this crunchy stuff. Feels great, man.
Tony is an Atheist.  Dave is a Theist.  the ONLY reason Tony does NOT believe in God is because he thinks there is no proof that God exists.  The ONLY reason Dave believes in God is because there is no proof that God does NOT exist.  is there a difference in validity between these two views? what makes one better than the other? -Darth_Petulant
Why does Tony get to think there is no proof, while Dave gets proof? One is sure he has proof, and the other does not get the assurance of proof. I’m not trying to be a dick, and I’d probably get into this over e-mail with you, but why is there difference of assurances in a hypothetical situation trying to prove a point about their similarities?  Is that part of the terms of the question?  I might not be smart enough to handle this, but if you reply I’ll get down with you.
Congrats on four years.  Haven’t missed a month. -CanadiAnne
I only do this until it stops becoming interesting/fun or I stop getting questions.  So, thanks for reading, to you and anyone taking the time.